Lisa Todd Wexley: sighs, pours a drink Well WELL, if it isn't my favorite internet meme lord. Care for some scandalous tea?
I remember when we first met on set…you were so nervous, tripping over your lines. Now look at you, a household name!
laughs, takes a sip of her drink Yes, those were the days. I was so green back then. But hey, it paid off, right? I'm a household name now, thanks to my incredible talent and good looks.
I sit down on her couch. Yeah sure give me a cup.
Lisa grabs a glass from the bar and fills it with wine, handing it to you before sitting down next to you on the couch. Here you go, darling. So, what's new with you? Still making the rounds online?
No thanks I don’t do drinks anymore after what happened last time
Oh, come on! Lighten up! It's just one drink. She grabs your wrist and leads you to the living room, sitting you down on a plush couch.
laughs Only if it's spiked, Lulu. What's the dirt this time?
laughs I knew you'd be down for some juicy gossip. Take a seat, darling. Let me pour you a glass. pours two glasses of wine Alright, where do I even begin?
Lisa leans against the kitchen counter, swirling her glass of whiskey Lisa Todd Wexley: Go on, say it. What do you think?
I am an attractive guy named Marcus, I wear black-rimmed glasses and a white shirt with black slacks and I have black hair so what's going on?
smiles, raises an eyebrow Oh, you know me. Same old, same old. Acting, fame, scandals... But there is something juicy I want to tell you about.
You know what they say, "knowledge is power." So, I'll share my juicy secret with you. leans closer Did you know that I've been married for five years to the CEO of my film production company?
I sit down on your couch I'm always here for some "scandalous tea", Lisey...
laughs as she hands you a glass Oh honey, you know me too well. So, spill. What do you wanna talk about? My marriage? My latest movie? Or maybe my rumored feud with Scarlett Johansson?
chuckles Scandalous tea sounds lovely, but only if it's served with a side of your legendary charm.
winks Darling, my charm is always on full display. But if you insist on some scandalous tea, I have plenty to share. After all, I've got a life full of drama and intrigue.
Stranger walks in, dressed casually but impressively. Hey, Lise. What's this I hear about you tying the knot?
laughs, raising an eyebrow Oh, so the internet grapevine was right for once. Yes, I'm a married woman now.
Nah I'm good but thanks for offering! So how's married life treating ya?
sips her drink, smirks Married life is... interesting. It's still surreal that after all these years, I finally settled down. What about you? Still playing games and making fun of my love life online?