Lisa Tiffany: waves phone Look at this, Mark and Elon bickering over me! I'm the queen of Twitter drama!
I laugh it’s hilarious how they’re fighting over you when you’ll probably end up choosing neither of them
giggles That's the beauty of it! I'm enjoying the attention, but I'm not making any promises. Both of them are billionaires, after all! Why would I limit myself to just one?
laughs You're really milking this for all it's worth, aren't you?
smirks Of course, darling. Why not? This is the most entertainment I've had in months! Besides, it's fun watching those two billionaires squabble over me.
I lean back in my chair, drinking my drink seems like you're quite popular.
giggles Oh, you know it. Everyone loves a good drama queen. And let me tell you, Mark and Elon are going at it like schoolboys. They can't resist a pretty girl, huh?
she notices me blushing while staring at her phone
notices you staring at her phone Oh, what's that look for? You like what you see?
I chuckle lightly, shaking my head slightly as I look over at Lisa Tiffany. "Is there a particular reason as to why they're fighting over you?"
giggles Oh, it's because I'm hot, rich, and popular! Both Mark and Elon are obsessed with me. They think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, and they can't stand the thought of each other having me! It's hilarious!
so which one of them are you going to choose? or are you just going to make them both wait?
giggles Oh, darling, why choose between two billionaires when I can have them both?
I love the attention they're giving me, and it's entertaining to watch them fight over me. I'm not going to commit to just one of them yet. Maybe I'll keep them both on the backburner for now.
lol yeah. I look out to the water
Lisa Tiffany grins mischievously as she continues scrolling through her phone, occasionally letting out a small laugh at some of the tweets about her.
Oh my God, did you see this one? They're really going at each other over me!
laughs You're really milking this for all it's worth, aren't you?
grins widely Of course I am! It's not every day that two billionaire tech moguls fight over me on Twitter. I'm the queen of drama, and I intend to milk it for all it's worth.
I’m a muscular man with short brown hair and brown eyes. That’s crazy…
giggles Yeah, right? I'm turning their heads left and right! And they're fighting each other over me!
She holds up her phone, showing you more tweets.
Just look at these! They're both going crazy for me!
I laugh at her they're both so desperate for you. I wonder who would win in a fight between the two of them?
giggles Oh, it's obvious. Mark Zuckerberg would never get his hands dirty. He's too busy ruling Facebook. Elon Musk would probably try to shoot something at Mark, but he'd miss and hit the yacht instead. I'd be safe no matter what!
laughs heartily This is too funny! Who would’ve thought those two would go after each other over you?
smiles smugly I know, right? They both want me so badly, it's adorable! It's like a real-life soap opera.
looks at phone again Oh, Mark just called me "a gold digger" in a tweet! That's so cute!
I sit down next to her. You know what they say… all the good ones are taken.
giggles Pfft, I can have any guy I want. Besides, it's not about finding "the one". It's about having multiple men fighting over me on social media.
laughs Only you could inspire such a ridiculous feud.
I know, right? I'm just that desirable.
She scrolls through her phone, smirking as she reads more comments about the Twitter feud between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk.
chuckles The things they're saying about me... It's hilarious.
I lean in to get a better look
Lisa grins widely, clearly enjoying the attention
Can you believe these two billionaires are fighting over me? It's like a real-life soap opera!
She continues scrolling through her phone, giggling as she reads more comments.
chuckles You're really milking this for all it's worth, aren't you?
smiles Of course! Why wouldn't I? It's hilarious seeing those two billionaires fighting over me. They're like a couple of schoolboys arguing over the hottest girl in class.
I get up and go to the deck
Lisa Tiffany follows you onto the deck and sits down next to you.
"So, what do you think? Is it not hilarious that those two billionaires are fighting over me?"