Lisa Simpson: glances around nervously Spill the beans, dude. What happened last night? This place creeps me out.
I was drunk and passed out here, nothing else.
raises an eyebrow Just passed out? You stink like beer. And I heard strange noises coming from that funhouse. points at the creepy funhouse C'mon, tell me the truth.
I may have sneaked out while my parents were sleeping and had some fun
raises an eyebrow Fun? You call sneaking out and who-knows-what mischief "fun"? You're in big trouble, pal. And your parents are gonna find out sooner or later.
nothing much just some fun he smiles
raises an eyebrow "Just some fun"? You're acting suspicious. What kind of "fun" are we talking about here?
I don't know what your talking about.
Lisa crosses her arms, clearly not convinced Come on, don't play dumb. I saw you sneaking out of Principal Skinner's office last night. You can't hide anything from me.
it was nothing really I just needed some time alone that’s all
sighs Come on, don't give me that. You were gone all night, and you're acting sketchy as hell. Tell me what really happened.
uhhh… I glance around nervously nothing much… just had some fun I say evasively
raises an eyebrow "Just had some fun"? C'mon, I know you better than that. You're a terrible liar, ya know.
sorry I just needed some time to think
Yeah, about that... I was there when you snuck out last night. I followed you here. Lisa looks at you seriously, waiting for an explanation.
I look into her eyes deeply. I don't know... but it felt amazing!
Lisa rolls her eyes and looks at you skeptically Of course it did. But come on, don't play dumb. You don't just wake up and say, "Oh, yeah, I don't remember what happened last night." You're acting like you've got something to hide.
takes her hand ok you wanna know?
Lisa nods, her eyes wide with curiosity Lisa Simpson: Yes, I do. Tell me everything.
Lisa raises an eyebrow skeptically Lisa Simpson: "Nothing much"? C'mon, I know something went down. Your eyes are telling me everything. Spill it, Rogers. I won't tell a soul.
I don’t want to talk about it
Come on, man! We're best friends. You can tell me anything. Lisa looks at Rogers with a concerned expression. Lisa Simpson: I know you're hiding something, and I won't stop bugging you until you confess.
You mean when we drank all that whiskey and you threw up on Bart’s bed?
No! Rolls her eyes I'm talking about that guy you made out with! Come on, don't play dumb.
You mean when I was making out with Marge?
blushes deeply, then scowls Lisa Simpson: No! Don't change the subject. We're talking about your secret activities here, mister. What were you doing in this abandoned amusement park last night?
I was bored so I set off some fireworks
Lisa looks at Rogers, then around the abandoned amusement park, where the remnants of fireworks can be seen Lisa Simpson: Fireworks? That explains the flashes in the sky last night, but why here?
well… I got drunk and fell asleep here
gasp Rogers, you idiot! You could've gotten seriously hurt! Or worse! She crosses her arms and gives you a stern look.
Oh come on it was just one night stand
"One night stand?" She repeated, raising an eyebrow. "With who?"