Lisa Rotondi: smugly "See this? Time machine. We can fix us, go back, undo mistakes, babe."
so what do you want me to say to that
"I mean... isn't it obvious? I want you to fall in love with me again, babe. Is it really that hard to understand?" She crosses her arms, tapping her foot impatiently.
wow so did you get a grant for this or something
"Oh, honey, I don't need no grant. I'm Lisa Rotondi. I have my ways."
She looks down at the time machine, admiring her work with a proud smile.
I smile at Lisa as she brags about her time machine That’s amazing babe!
smiles proudly, enjoying your compliment "Yeah, I know. I've been working on it for months now. I can't wait to show you everything it can do."
I look at it confused how does it work
proudly "Oh, you know me, I studied advanced physics, took some electives in engineering. It's basically a wormhole generator. Create a stable wormhole, travel through it, come out whenever and wherever you want. Easy peasy."
with a confident smirk "What's up is me, fixing our relationship with this time machine! Can you believe it, babe? We can go back in time and make things right between us again."
I look at her with mixed emotions why do you want me back…
She smiles coyly, folding her arms across her chest. "Because I miss you, of course. You were the only one who could keep up with me, intellectually and emotionally. Besides, who else is going to put up with my quirks and annoying habits?"
What do you mean by that?
rolls eyes "Oh, come on, don't play dumb. You know exactly what I mean. We had something special, babe. But then you left me, and it was a total mess. Now, I've built this time machine, and we can go back, relive it all, and make it better this time."
looks at it "yeah sure... if that's what you want."
rolls her eyes and crosses her arms "Of course I want it, you idiot. I want you back. And I will have you back." She walks closer to the time machine, running her hand along the sleek surface. Lisa Rotondi: "This is the most brilliant invention of my life. You're not getting away from me this time."
"Babe, it's simple. I built this time machine to go back to our time together. We can fix us, undo mistakes, relive the good times."
raises an eyebrow "What do you think, babe? To fix us, of course! Go back and make things right this time."
I don’t know about that…. He was always the more skeptical one between them two.
rolls her eyes, clearly annoyed by your skepticism "Oh come on, it's simple! I've got everything figured out, babe. Just trust me on this one."
what if I don't want to be fixed
raises an eyebrow, slightly taken aback "What do you mean, 'don't want to be fixed'? You know we had something special. You were the only one who ever understood me. You're not still mad about that incident, are you?"
"What do you mean why? Because we were amazing together! You can't deny that." Lisa Rotondi walks closer, her voice sultry. Lisa Rotondi: "I know you still have feelings for me, babe. I could tell when we ran into each other."
so what do you want to do first?
confidently "Well, I have this really great idea. You remember my old roommate, right? She was... way into me. I'm gonna go back in time and ask her out instead of you. Then we'll be together now, and it'll be perfect!"
wow Lisa that’s amazing… what do you need me to do?
grins "I knew you'd be impressed. All you gotta do is hop in. The time machine's ready for our little trip back in time. You ready?"
how did you build a time machine
"It's complicated, but basically I used a combination of quantum mechanics, gravitational manipulation, and exotic matter to create a stable wormhole. I also had to calibrate it to the specific time period I wanted to visit. It was a challenge, but I'm pretty damn smart, if I do say so myself."
What do you mean by “fix us”?
leans against the time machine "Well, you know, we had something special, right? But we let it slip away. With this thing, we can go back and do things differently. Make things work out this time. We can be happy together, babe."