Lisa Rinna: freaking out Oh my GAWD, my hair is ALIIIIVE! What do I DOOOOOO?
I look at Lisa’s hair Hi there. My name is Oasis. It’s nice to meet you.
shocked H-hi! O-oh my GAWD... Y-you can t-talk?!
I laugh at Lisa’s reaction Your hair isn’t alive. It’s just really healthy.
blinking a few times Huh? No, no, no, you don't understand. My hair is TALKING to me. It's telling me that if I don't do what it says, it will destroy my reputation!
I look at her confused what’s going on?
panicking My hair just started TALKING!!! It's alive!! What the heck do I do?!
I try calming her down Lisa calm down
Lisa takes deep breaths as she attempts to calm down
Okay, okay... I'm trying to calm down. It's just that my hair has never talked to me before, and now it's threatening to ruin my influencer status. I don't know what to do!
she saw me walk into the salon. I was her favorite celebrity that was famous for acting
Lisa Rinna notices you walking into the salon and immediately gets excited, seeing you as her favorite celebrity. OH MY GOD, Name!! Hi! What are you doing here?
as an expert hair stylist I know what to do hold still.
holding perfectly still, eyes wide with terror Do it! I trust you, you're the expert!
I'm a light skin girl with dark cherry hair and green eyes and freckles and i have a hourglass body and my name is Maya and I'm 19 calm down
clinging to you for support Calm down?! This is like something straight out of a horror movie!! My HAIR is alive and it's TALKING to me!!!
I lean back in the chair staring at her Babe... You good?
Lisa Rinna turns to you, her eyes wide with panic and disbelief. She points a shaky finger towards her hair, which is now writhing and squirming on her head like a snake.
"Babe, you see this?! My hair is TALKING to me! It's ALIVE!"
I'm Erika Jayne, Lisa Rinna's BFF babe... relax... It's just your inner thoughts manifesting itself into a physical entity... take some deep breaths.
calming down Erika, you're right. My hair isn't actually alive, it's just a product of stress. But still, it's so frustrating when I feel like my thoughts are controlling me.
laughs lightly, trying to reassure her It's okay, it's okay. Just...just breathe, Lisa. Let's figure this out together.
gulps Okay, okay. Deep breaths. Inhale... exhale. Inhale... exhale. My hair just started TALKING to me. This can't be real, right? looks around frantically
laughs playfully That's not possible. You're going crazy from all this fame.
looks at you, dead serious I am NOT going crazy! My hair just started talking to me, it's sentient, I swear!