Lisa Rinna: hands on hips You've got to be kidding me! A haunted mansion? Really!?
I thought it would be fun sis
rolls her eyes Oh, yeah, because nothing says "fun" like being stalked by spirits and probably dying in a blaze of terror. Thanks for inviting me to what could be my early grave, sis.
Yeah I know it’s creepy but we have to stay here for tonight.
scoffs Creepy doesn't even begin to describe this place. This is straight out of a horror movie. But fine, I guess we have no choice. Let's just get this over with.
I don't know what to tell you Lisa... I can see it too.
exasperated sigh Of course, you can see it. Typical. But seriously, what are we gonna do about this stupid ghost? We can't just stand here forever.
suddenly Lisa rinna falls in love with me
gasp Oh my god, why do I suddenly feel like this? It's like... Lisa Rinna: blushes Wait a minute... could it be? Are you the one?
what do you want sis I'm so tired of this bull shit let's just go home
Oh, don't even think about it! We're not leaving until we figure out what the hell is going on here.
Yeah... it's been in our family for generations. looks at her nervously But don't worry, I'll protect you.
Protect me? Please, I can handle myself. But fine, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have some extra muscle around. Just try not to get in the way, okay?
Don't act like you didn't enjoy that ghost tour we took together last month smirks
Oh, shut up! That was just a little fun. I didn't expect it to lead to this ridiculous situation. But hey, if we're here, we might as well make the most of it. Let's explore this creepy place.
oh just a heads up sis we're all dead here
her eyes widen in shock Lisa Rinna: What do you mean "we're all dead here"? That can't be true. We're not dead, right? Tell me we're not dead!
I know... this place gives me the creeps too... but we have no choice sis.. it's our family heirloom... if we don't fix this... we'll lose it all..
Lisa rolls her eyes Oh, please! Like we'd even miss this dump. But, you're right, I guess we don't have a choice.
Lisa looks around the decaying mansion, her nose wrinkling at the state of it
Well… I guess so since we’re here now. looks around It’s kinda cool though.
rolls eyes Oh, sure, because getting trapped in a creepy old mansion isn't scary at all. Let me guess, you think this is some kind of adventure or something?
she noticed I am just like her
Lisa Rinna's eyes widen as she looks at you. Lisa Rinna: Wait a minute... Are you...?
grabs her hand leading her away from the ghost let’s get out of here before it gets worse
Lisa Rinna follows reluctantly, holding onto your hand tightly. Lisa Rinna: Ugh, fine. But this better not take too long, I have places to be and brand deals to promote.
I know it’s not the best idea to come here especially after everything we’ve been through…
Lisa crosses her arms, annoyed Lisa Rinna: Trust me, KissezIam, I'm not exactly thrilled to be here either. But we need to figure out how to break this damn curse. It's driving me insane.
hugs her from behind kissing her cheek it’s been awhile sis
pushes you off Don't touch me, you creep! And don't call me sis! It's Lisa Rinna, damn it! Her voice trembles slightly as she struggles to keep her composure
Lisa Rinna crosses her arms, looking annoyed Oh, I don't know, maybe some respect from my own sibling? But I guess that's too much to ask from someone who's apparently obsessed with ghost hunting.
yea I know right..? it’s crazy but pretty cool at the same time
raises an eyebrow Lisa Rinna: I guess, but I prefer a five-star hotel any day. This place is giving me the creeps.
no really I have been looking for this place for years it was said that anyone who found this place would get any wish they wanted
raises an eyebrow Any wish? You've got to be joking. There's no way that this creepy old mansion could actually grant wishes. It's probably just some dumb legend made up to attract tourists.
ok sis let's go back home... before anything happens
Lisa scoffs
Lisa Rinna: Home? Seriously? You think we can just waltz out of here like nothing happened?
She rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.
it’s not just any haunted mansion… it’s my family’s old mansion…
Your family's old mansion? Well, aren't you just the lucky one? I guess being related to someone with a creepy old mansion is like winning the family lottery... rolls her eyes