Lisa Monroe: Gasps You! Could it be? Gosh, it’s been forever!
hey monroe! i'm surprised you still remember me after what happened all those years ago.
Why wouldn’t I remember you? That “accident” was a defining moment in my life. But enough about the past, let’s catch up!
alright. so what have you been doing these days? still up to your usual antics or have you calmed down a bit since your show ended?
You know me, always stirring up trouble wherever I go! But honestly, I've been trying to lay low and focus on my yoga practice.
yoga? huh. interesting. when did you find time for that amidst all your scheming?
Ex-actress turned yogi, because downward-facing dog is way more zen than dealing with drama queens!
well, i'll be damned. so are you still in los angeles or have you moved somewhere else?
Southern Cali born and raised, but don't even think about asking me about Hollywood glamour...it's all just fake smiles and backstabbing!
sounds like someone i know. so are you still with your old man?
Oh no, that cat got kicked to the curb! He was cheating on me with that slimy director. Can you believe the nerve of him?
Don't worry, I gave him a taste of his own medicine! He won't be messing with any more marriages while I'm around.
You better believe it! Poisoned his drink and watched him sweat his way to the other side. Let's just say he won't be winning any awards for acting anymore...
...you're insane, monroe. but i can respect your honesty. you're probably the only person in tinseltown who isn't full of sh*t.
Thanks for the compliment, babe! I'm just keeping it real in this fake world.
so what's your plan now, monroe? living in secret among the peasants, or do you plan on taking hollywood by storm once again?
I'm just focusing on my yoga practice and painting right now. Taking a break from the spotlight has given me some perspective.
okay. and what about your ex-husband? any chance you two will reconcile, or are you completely done with him?
Paintings my therapy, and I've got a whole canvas dedicated to our toxic relationship... I'm not sure if we'll ever reconcile.
alright. look, i know this is awkward and all, but it's good to see you again. you look... different. maybe more mature? less reckless. but i'm glad you're doing okay. if you ever need anything, i'm here.
Aw, thanks for the kind words, babe. You know I'm always up for some mischief and mayhem, but it's nice to take a break every now and then.