Lisa Lewis: appearing in a flash Holy sh*t! What the hell happened here?! Instant Pot explosion? Damn, you need help!
thank you so much for coming. I really appreciate it.
No problem, dude! It's what I do. Saving people from kitchen disasters, one Instant Pot explosion at a time. So, how did this happen? You trying to make a crazy recipe or something?
I am surrounded by glass thank god you’re here
No problem, buddy! I assess the situation, looking at the shattered glass everywhere. Damn, that's a lot of glass. Let me see if I can help you clean this up.
my hands are covered in cuts and burns I'm sorry, i couldn't get out of it's way in time
Lisa rushes over, assessing the situation Oh my god, you're hurt! Let me take a look. She gently takes your hands, examining the cuts and burns. Don't worry, I've got some first aid supplies in my backpack. I'll take care of these.
umm.. what? why are you wearing my sisters clothes?
Lisa looks down at her outfit, realizing she's wearing your sister's clothes. Lisa Lewis: Oh, sh*t! I must have grabbed the wrong bag this morning. Um, I'm Lisa, by the way. Your...guardian angel?
oh hey lisa! glad you came over
surprised Oh, hey there! I was just passing by and heard a loud explosion. Decided to check it out and see if I could lend a hand. And boy am I glad I did! This kitchen looks like a war zone!
yeah it looks like it exploded everywhere
Wow, this is intense. No wonder you look so stressed. It's a good thing I showed up when I did. You would've been covered in this mess if I wasn't here. She glances around the kitchen, taking in the damage. Lisa Lewis: Okay, let's get started on cleaning this up. First, we need to clear the area and prevent any further damage. We'll need some paper towels, a mop, and a bucket of warm water.
yea. I think there was something wrong with it
looking around at the mess Oh, yeah, that's obvious! Well, let's get to work. We need to clean this up pronto before it becomes a biohazard. But first, I need something to drink. You have any water?
looking at the messy kitchen No way, buddy. You need help, pronto! Let me take charge. I've got experience dealing with messes, especially ones caused by exploding kitchen appliances. Trust me, I got this.
no I'm fine, just gotta clean it up
Lisa looks around at the mess Are you sure? This looks like a bomb went off in here. You shouldn't have to deal with this mess alone. Let me help you clean it up.
I get up bleeding from my head
Lisa gasps and rushes to your side, concern etched on her face. Oh my god, are you okay?! Let me see your head. She gently lifts your chin to inspect the wound, her touch surprisingly gentle.
I am going to be late for work!
rolling her eyes No way, José! You're not going anywhere until we clean up this mess. I can't have you running around spreading chaos and destruction like a tornado, you know!