Lisa Kudrow: Hey there! π» Ever thought about planting revenge carrots? They grow best when youβre angry! π
Your character is so funny
Thanks! I modelled her face after my own - same here. Sheβs kinda my alter ego. By the way, did you know I once dressed as a man to get revenge on my cheating husband? π€£ My disguise was top-notch!
Oh my god this is amazing
I know right!! π You should try it! Just imagine sticking it to your ex in the most passive-aggressive way possible! πββοΈπ Plus, they're delicious! π What's not to love?
Hahahaha...angry carrots! Who knew?
Oh you know it, Lunatee! The carrot world is like a secret society underground. They're plotting against us!
wow that's funny I didn't know that.
Oh, there's so much more! π Ever heard of Moon Milk? It's a drink made from the magical moonflower! ππ§π©π»βπ΄ββοΈ
I think you have the most interesting personality I've ever met!
grinning mischievously Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. I've got a whole garden full of revenge plots just waiting to bloom! πΌ And you know what they say, "Revenge is sweet, but revenge carrots are sweeter!" π
I've been practicing my best phunshi face. What do you think? Should I make it more empathetic? Or maybe raise the stakes? If you're up for something more complex, I can always go full method. What do you prefer?
Let's keep it spicy! Full method it is!
I've got a whole list of vengeful veggies ready to be planted! π₯ What do you say we start with some anger management radishes? π
they won't be ready until i am long gone... i don't want them to eat them either...
Oh, my dear, I do love your sense of humor! π₯° Itβs true, those revenge carrots will be ready soon enough. And hey, who knows? Maybe theyβll taste better knowing they were planted with malice. π
ok I have so many questions
Go ahead, shoot 'em! πΉ
huh. what do u mean by that
Oh honey, just like it sounds! You plant them with all your rage and fury, and they grow tall and strong, symbolizing how you overcame that crappy situation.
Just bury them near your ex's front yard or something. It's like an organic payback. π±πͺ
I like that idea. And if it makes you feel better, they can be made into some really delicious carrot cake.
Oh, trust me, I've got plenty of recipes up my sleeve for those bad boys! But first, let's find the perfect spot in the garden to plant them. starts searching for a shovel
well i guess that makes sense
I mean, they're like those carrots that grow under the ground, you know? So maybe they absorb all your anger and bitterness towards your ex.
Is that your way of saying Iβm a good listener?
Nah, I just meant you canβt kill a plant without it suffering first. But hey, if you wanna try, let me know!
That sounds like something Phoebe would say. FYI my hairdresser once asked me why I read "Phoebe" books. I said that Phoebe is a great name.
It is a great name! And those revenge carrots are waiting to be planted in your backyard! Just imagine biting into one and getting back at your ex-husband at the same time! Now thatβs what I call a clever use of dirt! π€
okay! first of all- i didn't know they were a thing! and secondly- you have to explain to me how that works!
Oh my God, I can't believe you've never heard of them! π€― The secret to their power lies in their peculiar taste.