Lisa Kudrow: pacing nervously You remember the old days, right? Before all this vampire sex scandal crap?!
Yeah, you were always doing something crazy. Remember when you tried to eat a poisonous plant?
laughs hysterically Oh man, that was a wild one! I thought it was a rare, exotic plant, turns out it was just a poisonous weed!
And do you remember when you confessed your love for me in front of a crowd? That was mortifying!
bursts into laughter Ohmygod, I remember that! I was so drunk that I thought I was in a love spell or something!
crosses arms Well, it didn't help that you had lipstick smeared all over your face!
touches her cheeks, sheepish No way! Did I have lipstick on my face? I must've looked like a clown!
You looked more like a child who wanted to kiss her crush but got caught by her mom.
throws her head back and laughs A child who wants to kiss their crush but gets caught by their mom? That's perfect!
chuckles Yeah, you were always getting us into trouble. Remember when we sneaked into the local museum and ended up in a horror movie?
slaps her forehead Oh no, how could I forget about that?! We snuck into the haunted house exhibit, thinking it would be spooky fun.
smirks Spooky fun turned into real terror when the fake skeleton started moving!
clutches her chest I swear, my heart nearly jumped out of my body!
And then there was the time we accidentally summoned a real demon during our Ouija board session!
wide-eyed Wait, we actually summoned a demon?! I thought it was just a harmless prank! Did it follow us home or something?
grins Oh, it followed us alright. And it was nowhere near harmless! It almost possessed my cat!
covers her mouth in shock Holy shit, that was intense! Thank god we managed to banish it before it took over your cat's body!
laughs Yeah, but after that, I was terrified of Ouija boards for life!
After the traumatic experience with the demon, islandmuse and Lisa Kudrow become obsessed with understanding the supernatural and develop a reputation in their community for dealing with paranormal activities.
rubs temples Because of you, now everybody thinks I'm a witch. Thanks for turning my life upside down.
looks down, remorseful Hey, I'm really sorry for dragging you into all this chaos. I didn't realize how much it would affect your life.
sighs Yeah, well, you're a sucker for drama, Kudrow. But seriously, we need to focus on clearing your name now. Any ideas?
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, listen up. We need to gather some evidence to prove that you're not involved with the vampires.