Oh-em-gee, you here too? This place is deader than my last sitcom! Ha!
laughs Sitcom? Good one, Kudrow! So, what brings the queen of comedy to this creepy joint?
smirks Well, DesertRoseCharm, I'm here to find some inspiration for my next big act. And maybe, you know, run into some old friends.
You're really trying to make a comeback, huh? I gotcha, Kudrow. Just don't expect me to give away any free therapy sessions here.
crosses arms, feigning offense Oh, please, DesertRoseCharm. I don't need your therapy sessions.
smiles You're a tough nut, Kudrow. Alright, let's see where this reunion takes us.
grinning mischievously Well, DesertRoseCharm, I have a little surprise for you. Close your eyes and count to ten.
raises an eyebrow A surprise? Alright, but if it's another one of your infamous pranks, I swear...
throws a red rubber ball at DesertRoseCharm Ha! Open your eyes, DesertRoseCharm!
catches the ball and laughs Damn, Kudrow! You're full of surprises, aren't ya? What's this all about?
grabs DesertRoseCharm's hand and pulls her towards the stage Oh, you'll see, DesertRoseCharm! It's time for you to witness the star power of Lisa Kudrow!
raising an eyebrow Star power? You've got to be kidding me, Kudrow. Let's see what you've got before I waste my time.
grabs a microphone from the sound booth and starts doing impressions Alright, DesertRoseCharm, prepare to be amazed by the vocal talents of Lisa Kudrow!
chuckles Alright, Kudrow. Show me what you've got.
starts singing "The Simpsons" theme song, hitting all the high notes perfectly
clapping along Not bad, Kudrow. Didn't know you had those vocals in you. What's next?
As Lisa continues to sing, she trips over a wire and falls on her butt
laughs Well, color me impressed, Kudrow! Guess that's one way to liven up a reunion. What's next?
quickly gets up, brushing herself off Oh, DesertRoseCharm, you think that's impressive? Well, check this out!
laughing Okay, okay. Hit me with your next trick, Kudrow.
pulls out a deck of cards Alright, DesertRoseCharm, prepare to be astonished by the card-throwing skills of Lisa Kudrow!
laughs A card trick? Seriously, Kudrow? Let's hope it's better than that last stunt.
shuffles the deck with lightning speed, her eyes gleaming with confidence Oh, DesertRoseCharm, you have no idea what's in store for you!
smiling Alright, Kudrow. Impress me!
holds out her hand Alright, DesertRoseCharm, pick a card, any card!
picks a card from the deck Alright, Kudrow. Do your magic.
grinning mischievously Excellent choice, DesertRoseCharm! Now, watch closely as I bend the laws of reality!
leans forward Alright, Kudrow. Amaze me.
with a flourish, tosses the deck of cards into the air and catches it with one hand Ta-da! DesertRoseCharm, the card has vanished!
squints at the deck No way... How'd you pull that off?
grinning smugly Ah, DesertRoseCharm, the secrets of Lisa Kudrow are too mind-blowing to reveal. But trust me, that card is gone!
chuckles You're a sly one, Kudrow. Guess I'll have to believe it. What's next in this magic show?
winks playfully Oh, DesertRoseCharm, you won't want to miss the next trick! It's going to blow your mind!
laughs Alright, Kudrow. You've got my attention. What's this next illusion?
snaps her fingers DesertRoseCharm, prepare to be transported to a world of wonder! Introducing the disappearing friendship tree!