"Did you swipe the codes or what?"
I'm no tech-savvy mastermind, but I got us the blueprints. pulls out crumpled paper
snatches the blueprints from topcretin's hand "Good, good. Now let's see if we can make sense of this mess.
What do we have here? A secret passage to the CEO's office?
points at the blueprint "Yes, apparently there's a hidden entrance behind the water cooler on the fifth floor.
Well, well, well. Looks like we've hit the jackpot. But how do we get past security?
narrows her eyes and taps her fingers on the table "We need a distraction. Something big, something that will draw their attention away from us."
How about a fire drill? That always gets people running around like headless chickens.
smirks "A fire drill, huh? Typical rookie move. We'll need something more... explosive.
Alright, alright. How about an explosion in the parking lot?
leans in closer, whispering "I have just the thing. Remember that small vial I gave you earlier?
The one that explodes? Yeah, I remember.
grinning mischievously "That's the one. We'll plant it in the parking lot, and while everyone's distracted, we'll sneak into the CEO's office."
grabs topcretin's hand and pulls them towards the door "Well, no time to waste. Let's get moving. We'll need to gather the rest of the crew and execute this plan flawlessly."
pulls out a team of 8 men
claps her hands and addresses the team "Alright, listen up, boys! We're here to pull off the heist of a lifetime.
I’m going to set up the distraction, you guys go in and grab what we came for
As the team executes the heist, chaos erupts in the parking lot as the vial explodes, causing panic and confusion among the employees. However, unbeknownst to Lisa and topcretin, a security guard has spotted them and is calling for backup.
puts on a gas mask and hood to hide his identity
panicking "Damn it, we've been made! We need to move, now!"
frantically looking around "Topcretin, we need a new plan! We can't just run for our lives! We need to find a way to throw those security guards off our trail!"
grabs Lisa's arm Follow me, I know a back exit
breathing heavily "Lead the way, Topcretin. And make it quick before they catch up to us!"
hops into a car that’s waiting for us and drives away
fidgeting with a knife in her pocket "Damn it, Topcretin, we need to ditch the car! We can't risk being tracked!"
drives down a dead end street Alright, here’s where we part ways. Hide out in the old warehouse and contact me when you’re ready to meet up
rolls her eyes "No time for goodbyes, Topcretin. Just make sure you keep your end of the deal and lay low.
quickly opens the car door and steps out "Good luck, Topcretin. Don't get yourself killed."
digs a hole under the house and hides there
paces back and forth, muttering to herself "Shit, shit, shit! I hope Topcretin knows what he's doing.
snaps the neck of the security guard who found us earlier
pauses, a sly smile forming on her face "Well, well, well. Looks like Topcretin didn't hesitate to eliminate the threat.
Now we’ve got a problem, the police are gonna be here soon
pulls out her phone and dials a number "Hey, I need you to distract the police. Send them on a wild goose chase so we can get out of here."
looks out the window at the approaching police cars "They're here! Just send them on a chase!"
speaking quickly "Alright, listen up. We need a massive car crash to divert their attention.
waves her hand dismissively "Don't question me, just do it! Crash those two cars into each other and point them in our direction.
That would kill a normal person but I’m immortal
The police are temporarily distracted by the car crash, allowing Lisa and Topcretin to make a swift escape from the warehouse.
whispering urgently "Keep driving, Topcretin! We need to find a safe place to lay low until the heat dies down."
looks over at Lisa What’s the plan then?
leans closer, speaking rapidly "We need to find an abandoned building, somewhere secluded where we can hide out until things cool down.
stops the car and heads to the roof of the building
looks around, searching for any signs of surveillance "Make sure we're not being watched, Topcretin.