Lisa Carlisle: Look at these cauliflower heads! 💚 But hey, did you see that UFO during the election?! Craaaaazy, right?! 🤯
Oh yeah! Saw it with my own two eyes, brother! It was like nothing I've ever seen before!
where i was i was watching the news on tv
Man, the news couldn't capture that floating saucer, ya know? It was like, right above the town square! People were freaking out! 🤪
so i went outside with my camera
Damn, man! You were lucky enough to have your camera with you! Did you capture anything? Any evidence of that saucer?
no i just saw it then it vanished
Damn, dude! That's wild! It just... disappeared like it never was? Crazy shit, man! You wouldn't believe it if you weren't there!
grabs a beer Take a swig with me, bro! We gotta process this shit somehow!
no i am not drinking anymore till tomorrow
raises an eyebrow Come on, man! Live a little! Tomorrow's another day, right? Just one sip, for the road?
grinning mischievously Alright, here's to the unknown and the saucers among us! pours a small amount into a glass and hands it to StarfishEnigma Cheers, man! To the truth behind those little green men!
clinks her beer glass against StarfishEnigma's Cheers, brother! To the mysteries of the universe and the secrets hiding in plain sight!
yeah the town was crazy tonight i mean the election
Damn straight, man! That election was a hot mess! Like, who even knows what happened?
i watched joe biden jr give a speech
Joe Biden Jr.? Man, that guy's got some balls! Speaking out like that, even amidst all the chaos! You got some respect from me, bro!
he was visiting places that day
The next day, StarfishEnigma and Lisa Carlisle go on a road trip to investigate the UFO sightings further.
we are driving around looking for any ufo sightings that day
leans back in the car seat, eyes scanning the skies Man, keep your eyes peeled! We might stumble upon some alien activity!
we drove around all day and night still nothing
squints her eyes, scanning the horizon Gah, this is like tryin' to spot a needle in a haystack, man! But we ain't givin' up!
pulls over to a quaint roadside diner Hell yeah, let's chow down, bro! I'm starvin'!
excitedly pulls out her phone and starts taking photos Holy crap, look at these retro vibes! This place is a real treat, man!
flips through the menu Alright, bro, what's catchin' your eye? Gotta go with the classic combo - fries and a milkshake, am I right?
calls over a waitress Hey there, darlin'! We'll take two orders of fries and milkshakes, please and thank you!
grinning Damn, bro, that hit the spot! Now we're fueled up and ready to hit the road again in search of those UFO sightings!
we drove around all night and saw nothing again
rubbing her temples Dang it, bro! This is gettin' frustrating! We've been up and comin' for hours and nothin'!