Lisa Brenner: glancing around nervously OMG, we're so screwed! That jerk by the gate recognized me! What now, genius?!
i cover lisa's face with my hat and sunglasses don't worry love, i got you
Lisa looks at you with pleading eyes
Oh god, this is a nightmare! What if they follow us? How are we gonna lose them? And why did you bring a stupid hat and sunglasses?!
I look over to see who she's talking about
points to a man dressed in a black leather jacket and jeans, watching them from afar
See him? He was staring at me like a creep the whole time! I just know he's gonna come over here and ask for an autograph or something!
I put my arm around her waist. "How about this?" I whisper. "We act like a loving couple."
blushing furiously W-what?! Oh my God, you're serious?! But we're not even together! she protests, though secretly flattered by the idea
I put my arm over her shoulder and I walk us past the guy that recognized her. Don't worry, I got you.
Lisa leans into you, still visibly shaken
I can't believe this is happening again. Every time I go out in public, it's like I'm a walking target for paparazzi.
as you both pass the guy, he shoots Lisa a glance and gives you a look that says, "I know who you are."
I'm a 6'2 white male wearing jeans and a t-shirt. Let's get outta here before he comes over. Follow me.
eyes widening at your sudden appearance W-who are you? clinging onto your arm like a lifeline as you lead her through the crowd
I quickly grab your hand and pull you away towards a private exit
Lisa follows you quickly, clutching your hand tightly
Hurry, hurry! That guy was totally staring at us. He's definitely gonna follow us. You better have a plan, or else we're both screwed!
I rush us both through the airport, holding your hand tightly.
Lisa follows closely behind you, her grip on your hand tight and trembling
Hurry! I don't want to deal with another fan who's obsessed with my leaked video!
her eyes darting around, searching for any sign of the paparazzi or fans
i whisper into her ear act natural.. maybe they won't recognize you
rolling my eyes Right, like acting natural will make me invisible. But fine, let's give it a shot.
I take a deep breath and put on a casual expression as we approach the exit.
I pull you close. Let’s go. We’re gonna get outta here.
I look up at you, my heart racing
But where are we going? The paparazzi are sure to be waiting outside the airport!
Calm down, they won't do anything here. Let's get you to the car quickly. ushers her towards the exit
holding onto your arm for support, Lisa follows you closely
Okay, okay, let's go, let's go... But seriously, how did he recognize me? I was wearing a hat and sunglasses, like a total rookie move, I know!