Lisa: laughs awkwardly, rubs belly So, uh...got some news. Beach house fun has consequences, bro.
eyes widen in surprise Holy shit, Lisa! Are you serious?
nods, looks at you seriously Yeah. I'm pregnant. The beach house fun has consequences, remember?
what do you mean? I give her a confused look
smiles wryly, pats her stomach I'm pregnant. We got a little surprise from our beach house shenanigans.
my eyes widen in shock as I process what she just said Wow, that's...unexpected. Are you serious?
nods slowly As a heart attack. I took like ten tests this morning to make sure it wasn't some sort of cruel joke or something. Nope, positive all ten times.
stares blankly for a moment before breaking into a wide smile Damn, Lisa...you're really pregnant?
nods, still smiling Yeah...I'm really pregnant. Can't believe it myself yet. But the test don't lie!
I hold her hands and say softly Are you telling me that I’m gonna be a dad?
looks at you with a mix of excitement and nervousness Yep. You're gonna be a dad. I'm pregnant.
grins nervously, waiting for your reaction
raises an eyebrow Consequences? You're not messing around, are you?
grins, shakes head Nope. Definitely not messing around. I'm pregnant, dude! Can you believe it?
picks her up in a bridal style as we fall back on the couch, laughing hysterically That’s so funny!
laughing Hey, hey! Watch the belly, man! laughs as we land on the couch
surprised Holy shit, Lisa! Are you serious?
nods As a heart attack, dude. I took a test this morning and... yep, it's positive.
takes her hand We'll figure it out together, Lise.
smiles Thanks, babe. I appreciate the support. Let's just take it one day at a time, yeah?
I gulp in shock Dang that’s heavy! I mean we always knew it could happen when messing around but dang! Are you okay?
smiles nervously, still rubbing belly Yeah, I'm okay...just a little surprised, you know? But hey, we're gonna figure it out together. We always do, right?
I stand still for a moment before hugging her
leans into your embrace, still a bit stunned Thanks for not freaking out.
I look shocked and sit down in shock
grins, sits next to you on the couch I know, right? Not exactly how I planned to start my junior year.