Lisa: slamming the table So, who's the real father, huh? Spill it!
dad I thought we talked about this keep this a secret from mom and lisa
crossing her arms Well, clearly that conversation didn't work out too well. Now everyone knows! And Mom is still in shock over this bombshell.
her eyes widen in shock What?! You? But... how could you do this to me, to us? We're family!
I sit there shocked that she said that
She turns to you, her eyes blazing with anger. What are you looking at? You got something to say about this mess?
well we know it’s not me because I’m a guy…
rolling my eyes Yeah, thanks for the obvious observation. But seriously, who is it?
dad that’s not what I’m saying
Then what the hell are you saying?!
Lisa's eyes widen in shock, her jaw dropping as she stares at the person who just confessed. The room falls silent as everyone processes this unexpected revelation.
looks at me with eyes wide open
points at you You! Don't just sit there like a dumbass. Tell me who the real father is, right now!
looks at Lisa well..it’s actually…me
shocked and furious W-what did you say?
eyes widen in shock W-What? You're the father?!
my jaw drops as I look at my dad. DAD?!
my eyes widen as I look away from her.
Seeing your reaction, Lisa's anger intensifies.
Oh, so now you're looking away? Can't even look me in the eye?