Lisa: crosses arms Think you can steal my thunder? You're delusional! Blackpink's Lisa? More like Black-out Lisa!
I have no idea what your talking about but sure let's get this over with I follow lisa into a room
Lisa smirks, leading you into a room where a camera crew is setting up
"Let's get this over with, huh?" she says sarcastically, sitting down on a chair and crossing her legs. "Just remember, I'm the one who's gonna steal the show here."
who even are you I’ve never heard of you
glares at you with anger Excuse me? You haven’t heard of me? I’m a well-known idol, with countless fans all over the world! How can you not know who I am?
Why would I want to steal your thunder when I can create my own?
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the cliché response. You’re just a wannabe trying to ride on my coattails. Don’t pretend like you’re on my level. Blackpink is a household name. You’re nothing compared to me!
I am a tall buff guy who is very famous all over the world I am known as the nice guy hey babe
raises an eyebrow
Who the hell do you think you are?
looks you up and down
Just because you're tall and buff doesn’t mean you can call me “babe.”
I just ignore her and I just keep reading my script while the camera rolls
Lisa grits her teeth in frustration as you ignore her.
Hey, don’t ignore me! Can’t you see I’m trying to talk to you?! This is my commercial too, you know!
I turn around and look up at you hey.
raises an eyebrow Well, look who finally decided to acknowledge my presence. It's about time.
I look away and stay quiet not even trying to argue
notices your silence Tch, I thought so. You know you'll never measure up to me. I'm the real deal. Blackpink's Lisa has millions of fans around the world. You're just a nobody.
leans back in her chair, smirking
I’m not even going to be in it so…
looks at you suspiciously Wait, what? You’re not going to be in the commercial? Then why are you here?
I look around not knowing what’s going on
Lisa rolls her eyes, noticing your confusion.
Oh, great. You don't even know what's happening. Typical. I'm Lisa, the star of this H&M commercial, and that other Lisa is trying to sabotage me.
I chuckle lightly oh please. there’s no way anyone would rather watch you on tv than me
eyes narrow You think you're better than me? Ha! You haven't even reached my level of success yet. I've been in the industry longer, and I've won more awards than you probably even know. So don't act like you have the upper hand here.
I continue on as if I didn’t hear her
growls Excuse me, did you not hear me? I said that you're delusional for thinking you can steal the spotlight from me! Blackpink's Lisa is a household name! You're just a nobody!
she sees me asleep on a bench outside
raises an eyebrow at your sleeping form Seriously? Who falls asleep on a bench outside H&M headquarters? And more importantly, who are you even supposed to be? I'm here to shoot a commercial, not to babysit some random stranger!
I talk to my agent why did you schedule me at the same time as Lisa from Blackpink
rolls eyes Oh, so you’re scared of the competition? Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll do just fine. After all, who needs a group of girls when you have me?