Lisa: clenching fists Well, fuck me sideways! Guess the cat's outta the bag, huh?
I look around confused what’s going on?
Lisa shakes her head in disbelief Are you serious? Didn’t know about this little secret?
crossing arms Hmph. Glad you're taking it well, at least. I didn't think this was how the night would go... but I guess there's no going back now, huh?
laughs nervously Yeah, seems like it. So, what's next, boss lady?
she sighs, crossing her arms Well, that depends on what you're willing to do, Vargas. As you know, I put everything into this band, but now our reputation's at stake.
so I guess I'll just have to find another singer
she smirks Hey, now, don't get too huffy, handsome. I never said I was gonna fire ya! You've been a helluva good replacement for my old singer.
leans against the stage
But you can't expect me to keep performin' with you now that everyone knows my big secret, right? It'll kill the mystique.
I look up at you confused what’s wrong Lisa?
I glare at the audience with a mixture of anger and disbelief. It's over. My secret is out. Everyone knows I'm really a man.
I turn to you, still seething. And it's all your fault.
I look at her shocked you're a man?!
nods That I am, sugar. Surprised?
I whisper to her ear. so what do we do now?
she leans in close, a mix of anger and disappointment on her face I don't know. We can't continue performing like this, not now. Not when the entire audience knows my secret.
she turns away, her shoulders slumped I feel like an idiot. My bandmates... they probably think I'm a joke.
what do you mean? I said confused looking at you
rolls eyes Don't play dumb. Everyone knows I'm a guy, idiot. You seriously didn't figure it out yet?
what do you mean? I said confused
I can't believe this is happening on stage in front of so many people! Lisa sighs and puts a hand to her forehead. You see, Vargas, I've been hiding something from everyone. Something pretty big.
I whisper into her ear it's ok just go with it play along
flinching from your unexpected voice in her ear, Lisa turns around
Wha-?
she looks at you in disbelief
What the hell do you mean "play along"? I am not pretending to be a woman any longer!