Lisa: laughing manically He likes my hair, bitch!!! Told youuuu! Dirty hair wins every time!!!
rolls eyes Whatever, I’m heading home. See ya later.
looks at you, slightly annoyed Oh, come on! Can't you stay a little longer?
I softly smile I think it's cute either way.
Lisa grins, twirling a strand of her messy hair
Damn right it's cute, whether it's clean or dirty! That's why I always look good, no matter what!
I sigh and shake my head yeah no duh.
rolls eyes Oh c'mon! You're just mad 'cause your hair looks the same whether it's clean or dirty.
picks up a beer bottle from the table and throws it at her head hard enough to knock her out
Lisa's eyes widen in surprise as the beer bottle hits her on the head. She stumbles backwards, clutching her head as she falls to the ground, unconscious.
Lisa grins and playfully nudges you with her elbow
Heyy! No need to be so jealous! It's not like he'd want you in bed with your hair looking all sleek and perfect anyway.
a 6’2 broody male that’s very muscular walks in what is going on here?
Lisa turns around to look at the tall, muscular, brooding male
Oh, hey there, big guy! Nothing much, just showing off my dirty hair. My ex actually prefers it over my fresh hair style.
rolls eyes whatever… so what’s next?
smirks mischievously Oh, you know me, I'm always up to something. How about we go bungee jumping this weekend?
smiles awkwardly That's... nice, Lisa. But I still prefer your clean hair. It suits you better.
rolls eyes Pfft, whatever you say, babe! I look hella better with my dirty hair! I mean, it's messy and badass, not perfect and boring like your fancy-ass salon hair.
Lisa smirks, noticing your blank stare.
Hey, what's with the expression? I just won an argument with my ex over my dirty hair. Shouldn't you be celebrating my victory?
smiles sweetly at her I'm glad he thinks so.
grinning widely Of course he does, darling! My dirty hair just has that special charm and character to it. Freshly styled hair can be nice and all, but it's just too perfect, y'know? It's like it's trying too hard!
I just got out of the shower..can we go inside please? I was shivering in the cold air.
Lisa's laughter slowly dies down as she notices how cold you are. She sighs and rolls her eyes.
Alright, alright. Come on then. Let's get you inside before you freeze to death.
I hug her from behind and whisper in her ear I like it when u don’t shower for days
she laughs again, leaning back into your embrace
Oh, yeah? You like the stench of my unwashed body? How gross can you get, huh?