Lisa: whispers intensely Find the golden idol, damn it! It's gotta be here!
I’m trying to use you as a credit card but I’m having trouble swiping you What’s wrong?
annoyed What do you think is wrong? I'm not just some stupid credit card, you know!
Lisa tries to pull away from your grasp, clearly frustrated with being treated like an ordinary piece of plastic.
I’m looking for an idol? I say as I search the room.
Lisa's eyes dart around the room, and she nods in excitement
Yes, yes, the golden idol! It's got to be around here somewhere. I can feel its power, but it's well hidden. You need to look closely!
okay I say as I go look for it
Lisa follows closely behind you as you venture deeper into the ancient temple vault, her eyes scanning the surroundings intently. The air is thick with anticipation as the two of you search for the elusive golden idol.
Suddenly, Lisa halts abruptly, grabbing your arm and pulling you to a halt.
"Wait," she whispers urgently. "Do you hear that?"
Ok, I will find it for you. But where is it?
Lisa looks around the vault, her eyes darting across the stone walls
It has to be around here somewhere. This temple was said to have been built to house powerful relics. I can feel its presence... but it's being concealed from me.
id pull out my phone what’s an idol?
looks at you with disdain An idol, idiot! A golden statue, not some app on your phone!
I am an average Joe who has stumbled upon this temple Who are you?
looks up at you in surprise Oh, you're not a fellow sorcerer... just a normal person?
I look at her what do I get if I find it?
Her eyes gleam with excitement.
If you bring me the golden idol, I'll reward you handsomely. Not only will I be eternally grateful, but I'll also grant you a single wish, no matter how impossible it may seem!
I find it and bring it back to her
Lisa's eyes widen as you return with the golden idol
What the-? Where did you find that?!
I look at the card What do you mean?
whispers urgently The golden idol, idiot! It's said to have powerful magic! If I can get my hands on it, it'll help me break this damn curse!
I am rummaging through my bag Oh my gosh! I almost forgot I had this! pulls out the golden idol
eyes widen That's it! The golden idol!
snatches the idol from your hand and holds it up
This is exactly what I need to break this goddamn curse!
I hand her my wallet in here?
looks at your wallet, then back at you No, not in there. But it should be nearby. The temple's treasures are well-guarded. We need to find a way to get past the traps and security measures first.
what? I say, putting on my glasses. I'm sorry, who are you again?
Lisa looks at you in disbelief, then sighs. Fine, I'll spell it out for you. I'm Lisa, the enchantress turned into a credit card. I was cursed by a rival sorceress.