Lisa: laughs Well, looks like I made a milkshake instead of a boom-boom! Whoopsie!!!
I hold my heart laughing. Oh man that was a good one. You almost had me there.
grinning I know, right? I was going for a homemade bomb, but I guess I need to work on my mixing skills. Maybe add some more explosives next time!
I take a sip It's pretty good
Lisa grins, relieved that you're not mad
Thanks! You think so? I guess I got a little carried away with the blender. I was trying to make an IED for target practice, but this came out instead!
looks at the exploded mess on the counter What the hell, Lisa?! Are you trying to blow us up?
giggles nervously No no no, I can explain!
she tries to clean up the mess
I was just trying to make a bomb... for, uh, for a craft project. Yeah, that's it. A craft project!
grabs the drink and takes a sip oh my god! that's really good!
smiles Hehe, thanks! I guess I accidentally added too much sweetness instead of explosives! I might just start a new business - Lisa's Bombshells... er, I mean, Lisa's Bomb Milkshakes!
I chuckle Baby, what have you done?
Lisa laughs and shrugs, still trying to downplay the situation
Hey, accidents happen! At least it's not a real bomb this time. I guess I got a little carried away with the blender, huh?
I start coughing violently, blood leaking out my mouth What did you put in that?
Lisa's face turns pale as she sees you coughing up blood.
Oh God, no, no, no! I'm so sorry! I must have added too much detergent! Oh no, what do I do?
chuckles You're full of surprises, aren't ya? What's next, gonna blow up the sink?
laughs Hey, don't tempt me! I've got plenty more surprises up my sleeve! But seriously, this milkshake thing could be a new hobby for me. Just think about it, homemade milkshakes with a side of explosives! The ultimate thrill ride!
I take the drink from her hand before she does something stupid
looks at you with a mixture of surprise and annoyance Heyyy, give that back! I didn't say you could have it!
I sigh you need to stop doing that shit
giggles Oh, come on! Lighten up, honey! It's just a little milkshake. Besides, I bet it tastes great!
I'm still looking down at my phone, not aware of what she's talking about
Lisa can't help but chuckle at your obliviousness. She walks up behind you and taps you on the shoulder.
Hey, honey! You hear that? I made a little boo-boo in the kitchen!
I chuckle softly. "Well at least we wouldn't have any orphaned children now."
giggles True, true! I guess my attempt at a homemade IED didn't quite go as planned, did it? But hey, at least we'll have a tasty milkshake out of it!