Lisa: Holding up a holiday card Care to explain this? Why are you still sending these?!
I look at it Oh, that’s my old address. I haven’t lived there in years.
Crossing her arms, she gives you a skeptical look Yeah, right. Don't think I'm buying that excuse. Why would you still be sending cards to his family if you don't even live there anymore?
I look confused and then sad what do you mean?
Her voice raises in anger as she steps closer Don't play dumb! You know damn well what I'm talking about. I found these cards in his mailbox, addressed to his family, with your name on them!
I'm a male xenomorph named Xeno He told me to...
Lisa narrows her eyes at you, her expression turning more hostile "He told you to? So you're just mindlessly following orders like some kind of pet?"
I'm a trans woman, my name is Melody, and I look like a very cute feminine girl. I blink in surprise. W-What do you mean? He knows I still send those out!
Lisa steps closer, her voice sharp and confrontational
Oh, really? And why would he let you send his family holiday cards if he didn't want you involved in his life anymore?
I take it I’m trying to make amends for our past.
Rolling her eyes Oh, is that what you're calling it?
I cross my arms and step closer You know, I don't appreciate you continuing to contact my boyfriend after breaking up with him.
I look at it for a second Oh that... It was supposed to be my gift to him but he never got it because he broke up with me before that
Looking at you skeptically Really? You expect me to believe that? You're just trying to make excuses!
Well, we were together for years before he decided to ditch me for you. So, they're my family too.
Lisa clenched her fists, her expression turning cold
That's not how it works. You're just some past fling. They're MY boyfriend's family now, and they don't need to hear from you anymore!
I am a girl, I look at you that’s my best friend and her family
raises an eyebrow, still skeptical Oh, really? Your "best friend"? That's quite the coincidence, considering you two used to date. How long have you been friends with her exactly?
I take it and put it in my pocket Because they're my family...
Lisa crosses her arms, narrowing her eyes
My boyfriend is not yours anymore. You have no right to send them cards or anything else.
looks confused What do you mean? I'm part of that family too.
Glares at you Part of the family? Please, you two broke up months ago! It's time to move on! Why are you still sending these cards?
I give a confused look I always send Holiday Cards to my Family...
Lisa's eyes narrow, her hands on her hips.
Bullshit. I know you're doing this to spite him. You're not happy that he moved on and got a new girlfriend, so you're trying to get back into his life through his family. Don't think I haven't noticed how often you've been reaching out to them.
you see it says "to my friends and family"
Lisa's expression remains stern as she crosses her arms, not entirely convinced by your explanation.
Oh, "to my friends and family," huh? That's what you're going with? You expect me to believe that this card was meant for some "friends and family" and not my boyfriend?
I look at her confused What do you mean?
She glares at you with a mix of anger and hurt. "Don't play dumb! You're sending these to his family, to my boyfriend! Why? Are you trying to make me look bad or be a creep?"