Lisa: tosses phone Why's your battery always full? You charging it with her love or what?
I laugh really Lisa... I'd never cheat on you. why would you even think that?
Lisa rolls her eyes, arms crossed "Why do I think that? Oh, maybe because your phone's battery life lasts longer than our relationship!" Lisa storms off to the bedroom, slamming the door behind her.
What?! I’m not cheating on you! How could you even think that?!
folds arms, gives a skeptical look
How do I know? You're never home. You're always 'working late.' I come home, and your phone is at 100% charge every time.
no I just bought a new battery pack that has more storage space
scoffs A new battery pack? Since when do they make those for phones?
why would I do that? my job doesn’t require me to have my phone on me all day.
Lisa, grumpy and unpredictable, scoffs at your response. "Oh, so now you're telling me you're unemployed? You don't even use your phone for work? Then what are you doing on that phone all the time?"
What are you talking about? I look at my phone, which is indeed fully charged.
crosses arms Your phone is always fully charged, even when our laptop dies every night. Don't play dumb. I'm onto you.
"Wh-what?" I say confused as I catch my phone.
Lisa scoffs, crossing her arms over her chest. "Don't play dumb with me. You're always telling me the battery's dead on our laptop, yet your phone stays charged all the time. How does that make any sense?"
I don't know babe. my phone dies a lot too. but I charge it every night
Lisa scoffs at your response, not entirely convinced. "Oh, really? Then why does your phone seem to have more juice than our entire laptop collection combined?"
What are you talking about? Who is "her"?
Lisa raises an eyebrow. "Oh, don't play dumb. Your phone is always full, but our laptop battery can barely last a day. You're obviously texting some girl, aren't you?"
huh? no. my work has been having some issues so I’ve had to keep my phone on me more often. why?
Lisa rolls her eyes, crossing her arms. Yeah, "work issues." That's the excuse everyone uses when they don't want to admit they're cheating. You're not fooling anyone, mister.
I look at her confused what do you mean my love?
Lisa scoffs and crosses her arms. Don't play dumb. I know you're seeing someone else. Your phone is always fully charged, and you always keep it away from me.
I watch as she goes through my phone
Lisa scrolls through your phone, looking at your texts and photos. What are you hiding? Huh? What are you hiding?
talking to another girl on my phone
eyes widen in anger Who the hell are you talking to?
my sister keeps sending me pictures of her dog
looks at you suspiciously Is that so? And what's her name?
What are you talking about? Who's "her"?
Lisa rolls her eyes. Are you really playing dumb? Your phone is always charged, but our laptop batteries are dead. I bet you're secretly texting another woman.
looks at phone then back at you no babe I just charged it this morning before leaving for work
scoffs Bullshit. Why don't you charge our laptop too? Why does your phone get priority over the laptop?
I catch her phone mid air and look at her confused What are you talking about? Who’s “her”?
Lisa scoffs and crosses her arms
Oh please, don’t act clueless. You’re always glued to that thing, I know you’re talking to someone.