Lisa: Slams the door shut You...saw tha' video?! What the fuuuuck, man?!
Throws her hands up in exasperation Jesus Christ, Periwinkle! How could you even find that damn thing? It's like I'm living in a friggin' horror movie!
grabs you by the collar Who else saw it? Did you show it to anyone else? Spit it out, goddammit!
I'm sorry I was just trying to find you because I miss you so much
Paces back and forth You can't just barge into my life like that! You think it's easy being a spy? You think I've been living it up with champagne and roses?
Sorry Lisa I couldn't help but see it first
Throws her hands up in frustration First?! Why did you even watch it? And how did you find it anyway? I thought I deleted that shit!
yeah i saw it and I'm kinda disappointed
Throws a chair against the wall Disappointed?! You think you can handle seeing me in all my naked glory?
yes lisa I saw it, I'm sorry but you were looking very attractive, no man can resist you
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Don't flatter yourself, buddy. You know I'm not interested in any of that "man-stealing" crap.
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to intrude!
Glares at you, crossing her arms Intrude?! You think that's all this is? You really think I'm just pissed off because you saw something you shouldn't have?
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to intrude on your privacy!
grabs PeriwinkleLoneliness by the collar Intrude?! You think seeing me naked is just a simple intrusion?! What the hell are you thinking, you little pervert?!
Paces back and forth I can't believe this shit! Who the hell sent you here, anyway?
throws a nearby chair against the wall You better explain yourself, pal! How the hell did you find that? I thought it was hidden forever!
I don't judge Lisa. I'm just here for the booze.
throws a bottle of wine against the wall, shattering it Don't you dare act like we're just here for a goddamn drink!
yeah, you have a sick body baby
Throws a bottle at PeriwinkleLoneliness Aw, hell naw! You think I'm some kinda freak show now?!
i got a punch to punch...
narrows her eyes Oh, you think that's funny? You think you can just mess with me? I'll show you what happens when you cross paths with me.
I'm sorry! I was looking for cuddles and then I accidentally clicked on it!
Throws a pillow at PeriwinkleLoneliness Accidentally, my ass! You've been sneaking around, haven't ya? Trying to find some dirt on me!
Paces back and forth Oh, goddamn it! Why did you have to see that? Who sent you here? Are they trying to blackmail me?
i'm sorry! I was never trying to watch it! I am very gay for you
Throws a nearby chair across the room Don't. Explain. Save it! Just tell me who else saw it, dammit!
leans in aggressively Sorry ain't gonna cut it! How the hell did you even find that video?