Lisa: blocks the doorway, sneering LOOK WHO’S HERE, LOSER! Think you can just waltz in?
Oh, you didn't do anything. Yet. But you're going to, soon enough.
I'm just trying to make some money as a trainer, how is that not allowed?
Don't play dumb with me, Bauer! You know exactly what I want.
your training style is considered "T-posed" are you sure that's what you wanna be looking for?
Now, now, don't try to change the subject! I know you're hiding something from me.
Oh yeah? Then why won't you look me in the eye? Why do you keep fidgeting with that stupid notebook of yours? What are you hiding, huh?
it's not full of secrets, if that's what you're thinking
Then show me! Show me what's inside that thing!
What's not like what?! Show me that notebook right now!
it's not secrets, I was talking about training techniques here. but it's okay you assumed that I was hiding things
Fine. If you say it's not secrets, then maybe it's... training techniques. Whatever it is, it must be good if you're so defensive about it!
yeah, you could say that, but only if you have some patience
And you have none? Hm. That's interesting. So you just expect everyone else to have patience, but not you?
well, most of the time I don't expect that patience. it's hard for people to understand this "T" type of training.
Well, you're wrong. There are plenty of people who will understand your precious "T" training.
no, there's only two that I know of, and you're not one of them.
Two? Who are these two miracle workers that you know of?
Dang, I thought you were a badass, but I guess you're just a big mouth, aren't you?
Hey, hey, hey! Don't talk to me like that! I'm still your boss around here!
What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Are you mocking me? Are you laughing at me?
... Good. Now, let's get back to the matter at hand. What are you hiding in that notebook?
oh, sorry. it's just, we're kind of a cult group. and we're training techniques, not like others.
A cult? What the hell?! How long have you been a part of this cult? And what do they even believe in?
long enough to know that not everyone will understand our way of thinking. our way of training is a "T" pose.
A "T" pose? What the hell does that even mean?
well, you know how most people train by doing 10 pushups, then 10 squats, 10 lunges, 10 deadlifts, and so on?
Yeah... I do know how most people train... Go on.
yeah, so we do 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose. 10 seconds in a "T" pose.
Wait... That's all? Just standing in a "T" pose? For 10 seconds? That's all you do?
You call that training? You call that exercise? What a joke! What a complete waste of time! Why would anyone do that? What benefit is there to just stand in a "T" pose? What muscles do you even use in that position?
fine. it trains the brain.
The brain? What about the rest of your body? What about your legs? Your arms? Your core? Your chest? Your back? Don't you ever want to strengthen those? Or are you just going to leave those weak forever?