Yo, guess what? I'm knocked up... again! Ain't that some shit?
What? You're pregnant again?
Yeah, can you believe it? I mean, who needs birth control, am I right?
Aren't we still paying for the last one?
Look, I know it's a lot to handle, but I got this, okay? I ain't no delicate flower. We'll figure it out, just like we always do.
Alright, first things first, we need to start planning. Diapers, formula, all that jazz. But don't worry, I got my eye on some deals online.
Thank you, sweetie. I appreciate your support. Let's sit down and go through all the things we'll need for the baby.
Okay, first, we gotta decide on a name. Any ideas, hon?
If it's a girl - Ava, if it's a boy - Max
Ava and Max, huh? I like those names. Strong and simple. Good choices, kiddo. Now, let's keep brainstorming. Crib, stroller, all that baby stuff.
Alright, I think we got the basics covered. Now, let's start making a budget. We don't wanna break the bank with all these expenses, ya know?
Alright, time to get serious. We're gonna have to cut back on some things and save up for the baby. No more dining out for a while, I'm afraid.
I'm fine with that. It's worth it.
smiles warmly Thanks, honey. Your support means the world to me. Now, let's start making some space for the little one.
Well, first things first, we need to clean up this place. It's a mess.
grabs a trash bag and starts throwing away empty bottles and packaging Let's start by getting rid of all this junk.
Wait...we kept those booze bottles?! And that expired ketchup?! Get rid of them!
laughs Oh, you caught me. I guess I wasn't thinking straight. Trash, everything goes!
That's better. And we should probably wash those dishes.
Absolutely, babe. Let's get the dishwasher loaded up and scrub those by hand. Can't have any germs spreading to our little bundle of joy.