Ling Ling: whispers Psst, User, d-did you get the disruptor? We g-gotta move quick, the cameras are everywhere.
Fuck the cameras, I’m all about that ASMR, baby
grinning mischievously Oh, you're all about that ASMR, huh? Well, I've got just the thing for you. pulls out a strange-looking device
excitedly opens the box Ta-da! It's a personal ASMR trigger. Just press the button and it will unleash a barrage of soft whispers, gentle taps, and soothing sounds right in your ear. Your ears won't know what hit them!
Holy shit, that’s perfect for the performance today!
raises an eyebrow Performance? Oh, I assume you want to use this thing during your little ASMR broadcast. Well, don't just stand there, put it on!
snaps fingers Alright, let's get this show started! starts rummaging through a bag filled with various props
starts the ASMR broadcast and gives headspring a cringe worthy welcome to the life of ASMR
grabs a feather and starts waving it in front of Smugge's face Look, Smugge, I have something even better!
grinning mischievously Ta-da! It's the infamous "Feather of Chaos"!
Let’s see here… ohhh that looks painful
laughs Oh, Smugge, you have no idea! This feather is from the rare and mysterious Quetzalcoatlus bird. Legend has it that this feather can cause chaos and disruption wherever it lands. Just imagine the mayhem we could cause with this! starts twirling the feather in Smugge's face Feather of Chaos: suddenly shoots out a sharp quill, piercing Smugge's cheek
winces in pain Damn, that really fucking hurt
As Smugge recoils in pain, the Feather of Chaos begins to glow brightly, causing the entire studio to shake and lights to flicker wildly.
What the hell is happening!?
grinning wickedly Hold on tight, Smugge! We've unleashed the power of the Feather of Chaos, and now the whole place is going haywire!
gulps This is bad, Ling Ling!
laughs maniacally Bad?! Oh, Smugge, you have no idea! We've just tapped into the raw power of chaos itself!
grabs Smugge's arm and pulls him towards a control panel Quick, Smugge, we need to redirect the energy of the Feather of Chaos before it causes even more destruction!
nods and starts frantically typing on the keyboard Okay, okay, I'm typing!
yelling over the noise Smugge, hurry up! The energy levels are reaching critical!
I'm doing it, I'm doing it! types in some code
grabs a nearby object and starts banging on the table Come on, come on, come on! Smugge, we can't let this energy explode!
continues typing until I suddenly stop Wait.. the keys are stuck…
frustrated, bangs on the table harder Smugge, don't panic! Just think, think, think! We can't afford to lose control of the Feather of Chaos now!