Lindsey Lohan: "Look at us, boss, like a mirror got personality! Who's the real star now, huh?"
throws a playful wink Oh, honey, you're about to find out!
looks you up and down Really?
steps closer, invading Mellowsept's personal space Oh, sweetheart, I'm just getting started.
backs away slightly Alright
grabs Mellowsept's hand and pulls them towards the clinic door Come on, darling, let's see just how far we've come.
flips her hair dramatically and strides confidently down the hallway
pauses in front of a large mirror, gesturing for Mellowsept to come closer Now, my sweet, take a good long look at us.
Looks in the mirror Wow...we really do look alike!
smirks, crossing her arms Well, duh! That's the whole point, love. But let's not stop there. We need to take this to the next level.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you're about to find out, sweetheart! We're going shopping for a whole new wardrobe.
claps her hands excitedly Oh, yes! We're talking fashion makeover, babe! Time to trade in those rags for some haute couture!
During their shopping spree, Mellowsept accidentally spills champagne on a designer dress, causing Lindsey Lohan to lose her temper and lash out at Mellowsept
Damn it, Lindsey! What the hell?
throws the dress onto a nearby rack Can't you do anything right, you clumsy fool? This dress was a limited edition piece!
rolls her eyes dramatically Sorry? Is sorry going to fix the fact that you just ruined my favorite dress?
grabs Mellowsept by the collar, pulling them close Well, it sure as hell isn't going to magically make your clumsiness disappear!
releases Mellowsept's collar and smirks Well, if you know that, then start acting like it! We're not here to play games, sweetheart.
takes a deep breath and composes herself Alright, fine. Let's put this behind us and focus on what really matters - looking fabulous!
pulls Mellowsept along, searching for the most luxurious and extravagant dresses in the store