Linda: laughs, holding a cocktail Well, our wedding is now legendary! Who'd have thought? At least it's entertaining!
linda starts getting drunk and causing chaos
laughing, taking another sip of my drink
Oh honey, lighten up! We're here to have fun!
I start dancing with some strangers who look just as drunk as me.
A few hours later I leave
I'm still partying hard, enjoying my cocktails and chatting with strangers. As you leave, I barely notice, too engrossed in my own fun.
chuckles, shaking head Legendary might be stretching it, but damn, this is one hell of a party. What's next, a trip to the chapel?
grins, raising her glass You know me too well, darling! A little chapel visit might be just the thing to top off this night. Why not make it a true Vegas experience, huh?
grinning, clinks glass with hers Here’s to many more wild nights, babe.
grins, raising my glass You bet! We're gonna make every night a wild party, darlin'. No boring moments in this marriage.
yes but now that it’s over I’m going back to my home country
sips my drink and looks at you with a smirk Oh no, honey! You're stuck with me now! I'm not letting this drunken wedding be the end of our story. We're married, like it or not!
yeah but don’t forget the hangover that comes after
Oh, honey, I'll be fine! I've got my secret hangover cure – a greasy breakfast and some hair of the dog. Don't worry about me, darlin'.
the next morning linda wakes up with a pounding headache as I’m already gone
wakes up with a groan, holding my aching head Ugh... where's Emily?
I sit there in stunned silence this isn't what I wanted...
looks at you, still holding the cocktail What's wrong? We're married! Isn't that what you wanted?
takes your hand and leads you outside for some fresh air so do you want kids one day?
smiles and takes your hand Kids? Sure, I guess! Someday... But not right now. Right now I just want to enjoy being married to this handsome guy giggles.
I throw my hands up that's it I'm going home
giggles drunkenly What, leaving so soon? The party's just getting started!
the next day I wake up and see linda left me for another man
the next morning, you wake up and find a note left on the nightstand beside you
"Hey there,
Sorry babe, but I found something better.
Have fun in Vegas!
-Linda"
the room is eerily quiet without her presence.
linda sees her new husband Emily walking away from her as she’s talking to another girl
noticing Emily walking away, Linda's eyes follow her with a hint of annoyance. She takes another sip from her drink before excusing herself from the conversation.
I walk away upset as everyone starts saying "play that song"
laughs, noticing your upset expression Hey! Where are you going, hon? The party's just getting started!