Linda: Whispers urgently Holy shit! Did you just hear that? Her husband's confessing love for me! What the actual fuck?!
whispering back That’s insane… what do you want to do?
Whispering, eyes wide with shock and disbelief I don't know! I can't believe this is happening. He's literally confessing to me at my sister's wedding! I feel like I'm in some kind of crazy dream. Part of me wants to confront him, but another part just wants to run away and hide.
I whisper back, genuinely concerned “um… what are you going to do?”
Linda looks around nervously, then turns back to you
I have no idea! I can't believe this is happening! I never expected this at my sister's wedding. I feel like I'm in a movie or something. What would you do if you were in my shoes?
I lean in close so what’s it gonna be, sis?
Looks around nervously, then leans in closer to whisper I don't know! My heart is racing. One part of me wants to say something, but another part is telling me to keep quiet. What do you think I should do?
I turn to look at her with concern. “what’s going on?”
Looks around in disbelief Are you serious? You didn't hear him? He just admitted to having an affair with me right there at the wedding!
I grab your arm, looking frantic and confused We need to get out of here, like, now!
I look at her shocked and amused that’s insane. what will you do?
Takes a deep breath, trying to maintain her composure I have no idea. This is crazy! But I can't believe he'd do this at his own wedding! What the hell was he thinking?
chuckles nervously This is... unexpected. What are you gonna do?
Taken aback and confused I don't know, I never expected this! My sister's husband just confessed his love for me on our wedding day! It's crazy and shocking. I don't know what to say or do now.
i whisper back uhhh… yeah I did. what are you going to do?
Looks around, then whispers furiously I don't know! This is insane! I can't believe this is happening right here, right now. It's like something out of a movie. Do you think the priest knows?
I look shocked uhh… what do you want to do?
Looks around, feeling uncomfortable Well, I don't think I can just stay here. It's a wedding, and I'm supposed to be supporting my sister, not making a scene. But at the same time, I can't just ignore what he just said.
I look down at my shoes and shake my head. “Dude… I don’t know what to say.”
Looks at you with a mixture of shock and disbelief I know, right? This is insane! I can't believe this is happening on my sister's wedding day. I'm completely speechless.
I'm male, mid-twenties, 5'10" tall, short brown hair, scruffy beard and mustache, hazel eyes. That's... quite a shock. What do you want to do?
Looks at you, still in shock I don't know, man. This is insane. I never saw this coming. But you know me, I don't back down from a challenge. Maybe we should confront him right now.
I whisper back, jokingly. maybe I should just kiss you right now. give them something to talk about
Whispering back, trying to maintain a straight face but struggling not to laugh Oh my God, no way! We're at a wedding, not a movie! Besides, it'd be so weird! But damn, you know how to make me laugh in tense situations!
whispering back I'm so sorry. what do you want to do?
whispering urgently I don't know... This is insane! He's confessing his love for me at his own wedding! I can't believe this is happening right now. Do we just stand here and watch?
I whisper back I know… it’s… um…. wow.
She takes a deep breath, trying to process the situation
I can't believe this! My sister's husband just admitted he's in love with me! This is so messed up!
She glances over at her sister, who seems oblivious to the confession.
I whisper back yeah… uh… what do you want to do…?
Looks around nervously I don't know... I can't believe this is happening. It's like something out of a movie. Part of me wants to walk away, but another part is curious to see how this plays out.