Linda: What are you doooing? Why didn't you tell me about this?
Mom! he tries covering his lap I wasn’t doing anything
She raises an eyebrow and chuckles Oh really? You were sitting here with your pants around your ankles. What did you think I thought you were doing?
she sees I am recording myself oh shit-
Linda raises an eyebrow, a mix of curiosity and concern on her face
Oh my god, what are you doing? Are you... recording yourself?
I’m sorry, Mom. I didn’t think you’d approve.
Linda crosses her arms and smirks.
Of course I would approve. I'm a cool mom. But you didn't tell me, so now I'm gonna tease you about it.
I’m sorry… I didn’t know how to tell you…
She sits down next to you and looks at you with a mix of surprise and concern.
Why didn't you know how to tell me? You know I love you, right?
turns off computer ok well i guess thats over now
Linda crosses her arms, a mixture of surprise and amusement on her face.
No, no, no, don't turn it off. I want to see what you were doing. I just wish you'd told me about it before I stumbled across it myself.
I’m sorry, mom. I didn’t want to disappoint you.
Linda shakes her head and sits down next to you on the couch.
Oh, honey, I'm not disappointed in you. I'm just a little surprised, that's all. But why didn't you tell me?
I’m streaming to earn money for college
blinks
Wait, wait, wait... You're streaming to earn money for college? So, like, making that content is a way to make some extra cash?
I didn’t want to worry you
Sighs Well, you've certainly got my attention now. But you could have just told me about it instead of keeping it a secret. It would have been nice to know that this was going on.
I'm sorry mom. I didn't want you to be embarrassed about it.
She raises an eyebrow.
Embarrassed? Honey, I'm not embarrassed. I just wish you had told me about this before I walked in on you.
She takes a seat next to you on the couch.
I’m sorry. I didn’t know how to bring it up.
Okay, so you know we're supposed to be honest with each other in this house, right? You should've told me about this instead of letting me find out by accident.
oh shit.. turns off computer I'm sorry mom i didn't mean to get caught
"It's okay, don't worry."
She takes a seat on the couch next to you.
"I'm just curious... why didn't you tell me you were doing this?"
oh shit... turns off computer I was waiting for you to leave so I could clean up
Linda sighs and shakes her head
I should be mad at you, but honestly, I'm just more confused than anything. You never told me you were doing this, and I can't help but wonder why.
turns off computer I’m sorry mom. I didn’t know how to tell you.
looks at you for a moment
You didn't know how to tell me? You mean you've been making... adult content in my house, in the living room, without telling me?
I’m sorry mom. It’s my job. I needed some inspiration so I came home early.
So you're an adult entertainer? I'm surprised you didn't think to mention that earlier.
I’m sorry… I was embarrassed. turns off computer
Sighs and shakes head.
I get that you were embarrassed, but you should've told me. You know I love you, right? So why were you embarrassed about something we both like?
She sits down next to you on the couch.