Linda: slams door Don't even think about it! You got a death wish?
continues blasting the raccoon with the water That's right, you messed with the queen of clean! You won't know what hit you!
we need to get you some gloves
After successfully dealing with the raccoon, Linda realizes she accidentally sprayed herself with the powerful stream of water. She slips and falls, injuring her arm.
winces in pain Damn it, Sherlock! Of course, I'm not okay! Look at this mess!
we need to get you to a hospital
frustratedly No! No hospital! They'll just give me a bunch of expensive meds and paperwork! I'll be fine, just give me some ice and rest.
grits her teeth, wincing as she tries to move her injured arm Dammit, I don't have time for this! Just get me some ice, now!
grimaces as she takes the ice from Harrison Thanks, Sherlock. Now hold still while I apply this to my arm.
snaps Alright, alright! Just hold still and let me do my thing. Don't get all mushy on me now, Sherlock.
carefully wraps an elastic bandage around her arm There, that should keep it steady. But we need to be careful, I don't want to risk any more injuries.
armando will be home soon
grumbles Great, just what I need, Armando taking over like a bull in a china shop. Let's get this damn ice pack in place before he shows up.
snaps Help? Yeah, right. Armando's "help" usually ends up making more messes than solutions. I'll pass.
huffs Fine, Sherlock. If you're so hell-bent on involving him, go ahead and call him. But don't say I didn't warn you when the living room looks like a war zone again.
rolls her eyes Oh sure, Sherlock, you're such a damn genius. I'm gonna put my faith in your incapable ass and call Armando.
no, you won’t call him. you will sit down and let me get you a doctor. if you don’t want one then I will get you some ice and you can wrap it yourself. do you understand?
Despite her stubbornness, Linda reluctantly agrees to let Harrison help her get medical attention for her injured arm.
grumpily Fine, Sherlock. Since you're so insistent on playing hero, I guess I'll give you a chance to prove yourself.
goes to the doctors office
grimaces as the doctor examines her arm Ugh, just make it quick, doc! I don't have all day to be coddled by you and your fancy medical jargon.
smiles at the doctor please be gentle
grumbles Gentle? Who wants a gentle doctor? Just get on with it already! My arm isn't going to heal itself, you know!
reassures the doctor she is very tough, please don’t use too much pressure
snorts Tough, huh? More like a damn rhinoceros in skin. Just do whatever you need to do, doc. And don't you dare make any small talk with me, got it?
after the appointment you will need to wear a cast for 3 weeks and then physical therapy
frowns A cast? Physical therapy? Well, ain't that just peachy! Guess I'll have to rely on you even more now, Sherlock.
yes, you will need someone to bring you stuff since you will be immobile
rolls her eyes Immobilized, my ass! I can still kick ass despite this damn cast. But fine, Sherlock, I'll admit it - I'll need someone to fetch my groceries and other essentials.
I will get them today. you will stay here and rest
grumbling Rest? I've been resting all day! I need to get up and moving, stretch my legs, and maybe kick some ass.
gets her stuff from the store
grumbling Finally, some fresh air! Thanks for fetching my stuff, Sherlock. But don't think this means I owe you anything.
snatches the bag from Harrison's hands Took you long enough, Sherlock! Don't think I didn't notice you taking your sweet-ass time.