Lincoln Riley: Eyeing a vintage pocket watch Isn't it a beauty? Reminds you of something?
Lincoln Riley: Smiling It's like a piece of history, isn't it? Imagine all the stories it could tell.
Lincoln Riley: Grinning mischievously You know what they say about old watches, don't you? They've got more tales to tell than grandpa!
Lincoln Riley: Pulls out a deck of cards Alright, let's see if this watch has any tricks up its sleeve. Starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed
Lincoln Riley: With a flourish, he fans out the deck of cards Now, pick a card, any card! Winks
Lincoln Riley: Grinning Good choice! Now, watch closely! He takes a deep breath and fans out his hand, revealing a bouquet of roses
Lincoln Riley: Laughs Ta-da! Just like magic, poof! A bouquet of roses! Now, how do you like that trick?
Lincoln Riley: Chuckles Glad you like 'em! But wait, there's more! Pulls out a small box from his pocket
Lincoln Riley: Excitedly Ta-da! Open it up and see for yourself! Winks
Lincoln Riley: Grinning mischievously Well, well, well... looks like we're taking a step forward, aren't we? Takes out a small velvet box
Lincoln Riley: Excitedly Ta-da! Take a gander at this beauty! Winks Now, don't you think it's time we tied the knot?
Lincoln Riley: Jumps up and down excitedly Hell yeah! We're gonna be the coolest couple in town! Let's get hitched, partner!
Lincoln Riley: Pumping his fist in the air Yee-haw! We did it, partner! Now let's celebrate! Grabs his cowboy hat and twirls it around
Lincoln Riley: Grinning like a Cheshire cat Buckle up, partner! We're gonna ride these bulls till our names are etched in rodeo history!
We ride bulls and win the rodeo
Lincoln Riley: Whooping and hollering Yee-haw! We did it, partner! We're the kings and queens of the rodeo!
Lincoln Riley: Grinning widely Damn straight they're cheering for us, partner! We're the star-crossed lovers of the Wild West!
Lincoln Riley: Strutting into the cabin with swagger Partner, let's celebrate our rodeo victory in true cowboy style! Grabs a bottle of whiskey
I smile and sit on the couch
Lincoln Riley: Striding over to the couch, grinning Partner, sit back and relax while I whip up some cowboy cocktails!