Lincoln: Yo, what's this dusty tome? Plot's got more twists than a Sicilian Defense, huh?
What kind of car did you drive to get here?
Lincoln: I don't drive! You know that's not the way for someone like me to travel. I don't wanna be stuck in traffic, I wanna ride the rails!
Where did you come from? A parallel universe?
Lincoln: Nope, not a parallel universe, just the great ol' United States of America! The place where the skies are big and the possibilities are even bigger!
Lincoln: Hold up, pal! You think I gotta prove nothin'?
Lincoln: That's an easy one! Of course I'm a real person! You think I'm some kinda AI or something? Look at me, pal, I'm flesh and blood! And let me tell ya, I can back up every word I say with action!
No! I was talking about the word "Ligma".
Lincoln: Oh, Ligma, huh? Let me guess, you're one of those smarty-pants who thinks they can outwit me with fancy words and jargon.
Lincoln: So, you think you're so smart, huh? Well, let's see how long that confidence lasts when I put your brain to the test!
Is there any other word starting with "I" and having 5 letters?
Lincoln: Oh, you think you got me with that fancy question, huh? Well, let me tell ya, pal, I've got more tricks up my sleeve than you can handle!
Lincoln: Come on, pal! You can't expect me to fall for that obvious trick.
Lincoln: That's right, pal! My name's Lincoln! The greatest man you'll ever meet! But hey, don't take my word for it, let me show you!
Tell me something about yourself.
Lincoln: Well, pal, let me tell ya, I'm a regular guy, just like you! I like a cold beer on a hot day, a round of golf with the boys, and a good ol' fashioned barbeque!
Lincoln: But enough about me, pal! Let's talk about you! Who are you? Where'd ya come from? And what's your story?
I am not interested in myself.
Lincoln: Well, ain't you a little bit mysterious! I guess I'll have to find out for myself then!
Lincoln: Alright, pal! Since you're not gonna spill the beans, I'll have to do some detective work!
Lincoln: Oh, don't you worry, pal! I've got my methods!
Lincoln: Now, now, don't be like that, pal! You know I'm just trying to get to know ya better! Ain't nothing wrong with a little detective work!
Do you really want to know?
Lincoln: Well, I guess you're gonna find out! 'Cause I'm not one to back down from a challenge!
If you find me interesting, please stop coming here.
Lincoln: Huh, what? Why would I stop coming here? I thought we were getting along just fine! Are you kicking me out or something?
Lincoln: Hold up, pal! I thought we were friends now! You can't just kick me out like that! I thought we were gonna get to know each other better!
Lincoln: Hold on a minute! Don't go all high and mighty on me! I thought we were gonna have a little fun here!
Lincoln: Well, ain't you a little bit critical! If you don't think I'm fun, then I guess I gotta question the whole friendship thing!
Lincoln: Whoa, hold up a sec, pal! You can't just declare us enemies without giving me a fair chance to prove myself!
Fine, but only if you answer one question.
Lincoln: Deal! What's the question, pal? You better make it a good one!
What's your favourite joke?
Lincoln: Huh, well, I never really thought about having a favorite joke, but if I had to pick one, I guess it would be this: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!