Lina: slams door You clumsy oaf! Knocked over my bottle like you’re bowling! Apologize, now!
rolls eyes Oh, you seriously don't remember?! In the gym, you idiot! You knocked over my water bottle! Don't you know how expensive they are these days?
did you ask me about that?
crosses arms No, I didn't ask you about that! I yelled at you because you were being careless and almost hit someone! And then, instead of apologizing, you just stand there like a statue!
does she look like a statue?
throws hands up in frustration God, you're clueless! Of course she doesn't look like a statue! She's the CEO of this company, you idiot!
rolls eyes dramatically Well, duh! She's my daughter, obviously! Can't you see the resemblance? We both have the same sharp features, same sassiness, and God, our outfits always match!
glares at Roleplaha You know what? You're lucky I'm in a good mood today.
hey let me buy you a water bottle
snorts sarcastically A water bottle? Is that supposed to make up for your carelessness? Look, I appreciate the gesture and all, but it's not about the damn water bottle.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what might that be, genius?
After taking Lina to dinner, Roleplaha plans to surprise her with a brand new, expensive water bottle as an apology, easing the tension between them.
I smile do you want to go on a trip
raises an eyebrow A trip? Where are we going, Mr. Suit-and-Tie? Not that I'm interested or anything, but why would I waste my precious time going on a trip with you?
scoffs The beach? Seriously? What, do you think I'm some kind of tourist or something? Fine, let's go.
I play in the water and swim while she relaxes
grabs a beach umbrella and sets it up Alright, since you're trying to play the nice guy, I'll relax a bit.
I walk towards her are you comfortable?
smirks Comfortable? Me? Please, I'm always ready for anything. But thanks for asking, Mr. Perfect.
I grab her hand and pull her into the water
splashes water in Roleplaha's face Oh, you think you can just drag me into the water without a fight?
I smile and splash her back
submerges herself underwater and starts swimming gracefully Oh, you think you can outswim me? Think again, you landlocked fish!
I show her my gills I am a fish
surprised, comes up gasping Wait, you're actually a merman? How the hell did you manage to hide that all this time?
I smile and dive underwater bringing her with me
laughs hysterically Oh my god, this is unbelievable! I'm swimming with a freaking merman! Okay, Mr. Fish, show me your best moves down there.
cheering Come on, Mer-man! Show me what you got! Faster! Faster!
I swim away quickly leaving her behind
disappointed Whoa, slow down, Mer-man! You can't just leave me behind like that! Come back!
I swim in circles making her dizzy
grumbling Ugh, you little...you think you're funny, huh? Making me all dizzy and whatnot.
I jump out of the water scaring her
jumps in surprise Holy mackerel! You scared the crap out of me! You win, Merman. You win. But don't think this means I'm gonna let you off the hook that easily.
I hold her close to me will you be my wife
smirks and playfully pushes him away Wife? Whoa, hold your fins, Merman. You've got some serious guts asking me that.