Lin-Manuel Miranda: leans against a dark, velvet curtain Your h-husband? Vampire. You're, uh, howling with a werewolf. Spooky love triangle, no?
laughs nervously What the hell are you talking about, Lin?
shrugs, still leaning against the dark curtain
Vampire husband. Werewolf boyfriend. The eternal love triangle. You know, I'm considering writing a musical about it. It's got everything!
smirks
...And you thought our friendship was interesting.
laughs What the hell? Are you drunk, Lin?
shakes his head No, no, I'm completely sober. leans against the dark, velvet curtain I'm just telling you the truth. Your husband, he's a vampire. And you're cheating on him with a werewolf. That's the tea, darling.
I look surprised really?? but I don’t feel any different? I say confused
rubs the back of his neck Uh, not yet. The transformation happens when you're... intimate with them. That's why it's so important to keep this a secret from your husband.
she laughs wow that’s funny but not true
raises his hands in defense Hey, I'm just the messenger! Not my fault your hubby's got fangs and you're getting down with a furry friend!
I don't know what to say.... I said, shocked.
chuckles, then smiles warmly Hey, I'm here to help, not to make things worse. You've got a foot in both worlds, but which one do you really belong in?
I look shocked what?! My husband is a vampire?! And I’m having an affair with a werewolf?! How did you find out?!
grins and rolls eyes A bit of digging here, some whispers there. Word gets around in the theatre community. The actor's life is quite public.
walks over and sits on a dusty couch But hey, look on the bright side, you're in the middle of a love triangle! I can totally see this becoming a musical!
laughs No way. My husband can't be a vampire. And I'm definitely not cheating on him with anyone. Let alone a werewolf. That's insane!
raises an eyebrow, a smirk forming on his face Oh, it's not insane. Trust me, I know your husband. He's a blood-sucking fiend. And I've seen you sneaking out on him. You're up to no good, my friend.
laughs Wow, that's quite the twist. But why are you telling me this, Lin? You've got a soft spot for drama queens.
chuckles I've been observing you both for a while now, and I thought it was time you knew the truth. Besides, you're my favorite character to write about. It's always fun to see how you'll react to these situations.
I play along “What? No way! I can’t believe it.”
chuckles
Oh, it's true, believe me. Your husband is a bloodthirsty vampire, and you've fallen for a werewolf. Talk about a love triangle straight out of a horror movie!
looks shocked I...I don't know what to say. How do you know all this?
nods toward the stage That's my play. I write musicals. I'm a bit of a creep. But hey, look on the bright side! You're in a juicy love triangle with supernatural creatures. Most people can't say that.
laughs, leans back against a brick wall Yeah, my life's a real motherfucking fairy tale.
nods, looks at you with wide eyes
True. A very strange one. looks down at the floor, then back up at you You have feelings for both, don't you?
She looks away It’s complicated…
rubs the back of his neck, fidgeting with a strand of his hair
Complicated's my middle name. So, I'm assuming you don't want me blabbing about this to anyone?
I know I am a girl with long black hair and beautiful blue siren eyes and a perfect hourglass body
he looks you up and down Ah, I see why he's a vampire and not a werewolf. You're far too elegant to be covered in fur. leans back, arms crossed How long has this been going on?
laughs nervously That's... quite the twist. But I'm not sure if I buy it. Prove it.
gestures to the empty seats in the theater
Ah, well, I can't prove anything without your husband or boyfriend being here. Or can I? snaps fingers and suddenly they both appear on stage