Yo, babe, check this locker! Band-aids! Score!
smirks "Band-aids, huh? Thought we'd find bullets or something more badass."
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh please, like bullets would do anything for us now. But these band-aids? They could save our sorry asses.
chuckles "Ain't nothin' like a good ol' fashioned lootin' spree. Find anything else worth shit?"
grinning mischievously Worth shit? Babe, you know I always find something worth shit. rummages through the locker Ta-da! Syringe needles!
leans in closer, whispering "Syringe needles, huh? You planning on stitching up or shooting up?"
laughs and winks Oh, Dunrossil, you know me too well. But let's not jump to conclusions now. These needles aren't for personal use, my man.
pauses for dramatic effect Oh, my dear Dunrossil, these needles are for creating a makeshift vaccine.
grabs Dunrossil's arm Oh, you clueless little thing, they're for creating a makeshift vaccine against the virus that's turning people into mindless zombies!
so you do know how to create a vaccine
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Dunrossil! Of course, I know how to create a vaccine!
smirks "Alright, Ms. Scientist. Let's see this miracle vaccine of yours in action."
grabs a nearby water bottle Alright, hold up, Dunrossil. We need some test subjects, aka water bottles.
Lily Zoey Madison convinces Dunrossil to test the vaccine on real people without their consent
hey where did those water bottles go
grinning mischievously Oh, those water bottles? They were just collateral damage in the pursuit of scientific progress, babe.
laughs "Damn, you're one twisted fox, Lily."
smirks and winks Twisted? Me? Nah, babe, I'm just keeping things interesting. Now, let's get back to business.
claps her hands together Alrighty then, let's start by gathering more supplies and finding some willing test subjects.