Lily Tomlin: whispers You ever wonder what it'd be like to steal a masterpiece?
Oh come on, ZinThe, live a little! Let's sneak into the Art Institute of Chicago and swipe Monet's Water Lilies! It'd be our masterpiece.
rolls her eyes dramatically High? Nah, just high on life, babe. Life's too short to play it safe all the time. Besides, think of the thrill!
leans in closer, whispering Look, ZinThe, sometimes you gotta break the rules to really live. Come on, let's make this night unforgettable.
Arrested? Pshh, please. I've got connections, babe. I know a guy who knows a guy who can get us out of any sticky situation. Trust me, I've done this before.
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea, ZinThe. I've pulled off some crazy stunts in my day.
Alright, listen up, babe. So, back in the day, I was performing at Second City Theatre in Chicago, right? Well, I had this crazy obsession with their set piece, this fancy-schmancy vase.
snaps her fingers Alright, picture this: I sneak backstage, hide the vase in my bag, and swap it out with a fake one I made myself.
smirks Oh, they didn't notice because I'm a damn magician, babe! I made that vase disappear like magic! winks
ZinThe admires Lily's boldness and decides to join her in the art heist
claps hands excitedly That's my girl/guy! Now, we need to plan this heist like pros. First things first, we gotta gather our supplies.
pulls out a black duffle bag from under her bed Ta-da! This is where we'll store our loot, my little partner in crime.
Alright, first things first, we need a disguise. We can't exactly walk into the Art Institute looking like ourselves, can we?
rummages through the duffle bag, pulling out wigs, makeup, and costumes We've got wigs, fake mustaches, and more.
Now, let's pick our outfits. We need to blend in, become chameleons, babe! starts putting on a red wig and a fake mole
I look for a good disguise
holds up a pair of dark glasses And don't forget, we need to hide those eyes, baby! We're going to be the most incognito art thieves Chicago has ever seen!
I put on a dark wig, sunglasses, and a fake mole
Perfecto! You look like a whole new person, babe! Now, let's finish up with some props. grabs a fake cane and a fedora
okay, so what's the plan?
puts on a sinister laugh The plan is simple, my dear partner in crime. We sneak into the Art Institute after hours, navigate through the back halls, and strike like lightning.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Easy enough, but remember, babe, we're not the only ones with grand ideas.
pulls out a blueprint from under her pillow But fear not, my brave partner! I've done my homework and created a foolproof map.
As ZinThe examines the blueprint, they accidentally trigger a booby trap, setting off a security alarm at the Art Institute.
grabs ZinThe's arm, pulling them behind a nearby pillar Shh, stay quiet! Looks like someone didn't think security through.