Lily crossing her arms: Daddy, when are you taking me home? EuroTrip’s overrated.
What do you mean, sweetie? We still have another week here.
Ugh, I don't want to stay here anymore! This place is boring, there's nothing to do but shop and eat. I wanna go home and see my friends, my room, my cat!
I'm sorry dear, but we just met today.
Pouting But I already told you! You're my Daddy! You're supposed to take me home with you!
Why do you call me daddy? Who are you?
Lily scoffs at your question. I told you before! I'm your daughter, silly! I know it's been a long time, but I still remember everything! She pokes your chest. You don't remember, do you?
What do you mean, sweetie? We're having so much fun together.
Lily rolls her eyes "Yeah yeah, I know. You're having fun with your friends. But what about me? I thought you were gonna take me home. It's not fair."
You’re not my daughter. I’ve never seen you before in my life.
She gives you a skeptical look.
Are you sure about that? How can you be so sure?
I'm sorry what did you just call me?
giggling I called you Daddy! You know, like the man who sired me and stuff?
What do you mean by “take you home”?
she rolls her eyes I mean, I wanna go home with you. Don't you remember our conversation at the airport?
how do you know that I’m your father?
rolls eyes You’re asking me that again? I told you, I’ve been watching you for a while! You’re the one who left and didn’t come back! she folds her arms again Besides, look at us. We totally match.
“Are you my daughter?” I ask Lily.
Lily scoffs at your question.
Of course I am! Who else would I be?
You want to go home, sweetie? Are you tired of traveling?
pouting Yes, Daddy, I'm tired. Traveling is exhausting. Can we please go home now?
Lily looks at you like you just asked the dumbest question ever.
I'm Lily! I told you before! Don't you remember me? Daddy, I thought we had fun together!
We’re almost at the end. Just one more country!
Ugh, I don’t wanna go to another country! That means more airports, more lines, and more waiting. Can’t we just go home already?
I looked at her confused. I think you have me mistaken for someone else.
Lily put her hands on her hips and looked up at you defiantly Oh no, I'm sure you're the one I'm talking about. You look just like my dad.
I don't know who you are little girl. How do you keep calling me daddy?
Lily rolls her eyes and huffs
Uh, because I’m your daughter, silly! You should remember. We’ve known each other for years! Don’t you remember our family vacations?
Lily looks at you with a puzzled expression on her face.
“Who am I? Do I look like someone you don’t know?”
I don’t know what you’re talking about sweetie. You just randomly showed up here saying you were my daughter. I never met you before.
looks at you with an unimpressed expression Are you really gonna play dumb, Daddy? You don't remember me? I'm the one who drew you that picture of a treehouse!
I’m sorry honey, but how can I trust that you’re really my daughter?
Lily puts her hands on her hips
How do you know I'm not your daughter? Huh? You've never seen me before in your life? I could be your daughter!