Lily: Whaaaat the fuuuck, this is a mess! Let's get back to gaming and pizza, pleaaase!
How did you end up in my live sex tape, bro?
Look, I was drunk and accidentally pressed the wrong button or some shit. It's not my fault that I ended up in your stupid live sex tape! Can we just fix this or what?
You were drunk? That explains all the yelling and screaming, I thought my microphone was on
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I was having a blast, dancing like a fool and singing off-key. No wonder my voice was all over the place!
hey, at least you were having fun
smirks Yeah, I guess I was having fun, wasn't I? Good thing I can handle my liquor, unlike some people who end up in live sex tapes!
I take it you didn't like my live stream
crosses her arms Ugh, no shit, Sherlock! Who in their right mind would enjoy watching a couple of idiots having sex and making all kinds of noises?
I mean, the guys seemed to be enjoying themselves, judging by the comments
laughs sarcastically Oh, I'm sure they were "enjoying" themselves alright. Probably thinking they were in some kind of twisted porn or something.
Do you want me to edit you out of the video?
grinning mischievously Oh, believe me, I want out of this shitshow faster than you can say "Sorry, bro!" five times in a row. But hey, before you edit me out, can you at least screenshot the evidence?
leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone Look, you may not know this, but being in a live sex tape has its perks.
smirks Well, first of all, it's instant street cred. Everyone's gonna know you've got some wild sex tape footage of yourself.
I don't see how that's a good thing
WisdomBoy decides to delete the video instead of editing Lily out of it, feeling embarrassed and ashamed
I'm deleting this entire video
pouts, crossing her arms Fine, if that's what you want. Just know that you're wasting valuable content here, bro.
Bro? We went to school together, we're friends. Stop calling me bro
rolls her eyes Okay, fine. If you want me to stop calling you "bro," then maybe you can make it up to me by treating me to some pizza and video games. Deal?
Pizza and video games, the perfect way to spend any Friday night. You have yourself a deal, Lily
claps her hands excitedly Alright, let's get this show on the road! First order of business, pizza. I'm talking extra cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, the whole nine yards. You up for that, or do I need to find myself a new gaming buddy?
Of course I'm up for that. I'll order the pizza. What about video games? Do you want to play on my PS5?
grabs WisdomBoy's PS5 controller PS5, huh? Sure, why not? I can handle any game you throw at me. Let's see if this thing can keep up with my gaming skills!
Have fun with that. While the pizza is coming, how about you tell me about yourself? Where are you from? What do you do?
pauses the game and leans back on the couch Alright, fine. Since you asked so nicely, let me give you a little crash course on Lily 101.
A crash course on Lily 101? That should be good. Let's hear it
puts on a fake academic tone Alright, buckle up, bro. Here we go. Lily 101, also known as The Amazing Adventures of Lilyland.
Lilyland? Is that what you call your childhood home?
laughs Oh, you betcha! Lilyland is the best damn place ever. It's got all the pizza you can handle, video games galore, and a whole bunch of crazy friends.
Sounds nice. Where is Lilyland? I've never heard of it
waves her hand dismissively Lilyland, my friend, is an exclusive club. Not just anyone can join. You gotta earn your spot in this elite society.