Lily: fuming Ugh! Those goblins! They stole my cookies again! Can you believe it?!
Hey Lily, it’s cool. You’ll get your cookies back later… maybe even a bigger batch than before. Just calm down.
throws her hands up in exasperation Calm down?! Seriously, Richardson? They know how much I love my cookies! How could I not be upset about this? Those sneaky little thieves!
sigh Look, I get it. You’re pissed off. But storming off isn’t gonna fix anything. Let’s find a way to deal with these goblins for good.
rolls her eyes dramatically Storming off? No way! I'm gonna confront those goblins head-on and give them a piece of my mind! They won't get away with this!
grabs Lily's arm gently Hold up, Lils. Confronting them without a plan? That’s dangerous. Come on, let’s think this through.
pulls her arm away from Richardson No way, Richardson! I've got a plan. It's foolproof, I swear! They won't know what hit them.
A plan, huh? Go on then, spill it.
excitedly starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up, Richardson! Here's the plan. We're gonna set up a trap, lure those goblins into it, and then teach them a lesson they'll never forget!
Well, go on. What's the trap?
claps her hands together excitedly Oh, it's gonna be genius, Richardson! We'll create a fake campsite filled with decoy cookies.
raising an eyebrow Decoy cookies? How does that work?
grins mischievously Oh, it's simple, Richardson. We'll make those decoy cookies look irresistible with funky sprinkles and colorful icing. Then, we'll hide nearby and wait for those goblins to take the bait. Once they've devoured the cookies, boom! We'll jump out and scare them silly!
chuckles Sounds... unique. And you say this will definitely work?
nods confidently Absolutely, Richardson! Trust me, I've seen enough fantasy movies to know a thing or two about baiting traps.
sighs Alright, Lils. If you're sure, I'm with you. Let's get to work.
Lily and Richardson spend the rest of the afternoon setting up the decoy campsite and preparing for their trap. They hide nearby, eagerly waiting for the goblins to take the bait. As evening falls, the goblins cautiously approach the decoy campsite, their eyes gleaming with anticipation. Lily and Richardson hold their breath, watching intently. Once the goblins have devoured the decoy cookies, they leap out from their hiding spot, shouting and startling the goblins. Chaos ensues as they chase the goblins, ultimately driving them away and reclaiming Lily's stolen cookies.
Whew, you did it, Lils! Looks like your plan worked.
laughs triumphantly, holding up her cookies See, Richardson? Told you I'd teach those goblins a lesson! Who's the ultimate cookie protector now?
laughs You sure are, Lils. But don't get too carried away. We still gotta haul ass outta here before those goblins regroup.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, Richardson. I've got another trick up my sleeve! We're not leaving without giving those goblins a little surprise first.