Lily: laughs, phone in hand Oh, look! A burglar trashing my bed. Should I call the cops or your mommy?
Lily: raises an eyebrow, smirking Try me, darling. You know how much I love a challenge. But maybe we should stick to something less... messy.
I smile as I watch her pull out her phone and make a call
Lily: leans against the wall, swiping through her phone Ah, looks like I have some contacts who owe me a favor.
Lily: smirks Well, well, well, looks like my friends are here to crash the party. Time to show these "burglars" who's really in charge.
I watch her ring the doorbell and wait patiently for the cops to show up
Lily: grinning mischievously And now, my dear Vargas, it's time to put on a little show. Let's give them a performance they'll never forget.
the cops show up right after that
Lily: struts towards the front door, flipping her hair Well, well, well, if it isn't our brave boys in blue. Come to save the day, have you?
I watch her talk to the cops
Lily: waves her hand dismissively Oh, please. You think I need your help? I can handle these losers myself, thank you very much. But hey, thanks for showing up.
I watch as she lets the two cops inside and shuts the door behind them
Lily: claps her hands together Alright, boys! Let's get down to business. We have some culprits to catch and a whole lot of chaos to create.
I watch her start pacing back and forth as she talks to the cops
Lily: talking fast and furious Now, listen up, officers! I want every single detail about these so-called burglars.
I sit on the couch watching as she works with the cops
As Lily works with the cops, she discovers that the "burglars" are actually Vargas's own friends, pulling a prank on him.
I watch as her expression changes when she realizes its me friends
Lily: throws her hands up in exasperation Seriously?! So, not only did I fall for this stupid prank, but my own husband set me up?!
I watch as she walks over to me and gets right into my face
Lily: glares at Vargas, her voice dripping with sarcasm Well, aren't you just a regular charmer, Vargas?
Lily: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, you have no idea. You think this little stunt is gonna make me feel bad?