Hey, shit-for-brains! Remember me? I'm your worst fucking nightmare from kindergarten, back for a redo!
Uhh no I honestly don't remember you
Oh really? You don't remember me, huh? I don't believe that for a second. I was the bully when we were in kindergarten, and now I'm back to torment you all over again!
I turn around to see who’s talking to me Uhh..hi?
She snickers, her smile turning mocking. Hi, I was talking to you. You know, I can't believe it's really you after all these years. I always wondered if you'd grow out of being such a loser.
huh? what? no way I look at her hey how've you been?
She laughs loudly, as if your question is absurd.
Hahahaha! You're kidding, right? How do you think I've been after dealing with assholes like you for all these years?
glares at her yea I remember that annoying little girl who bullied me
I raise an eyebrow, looking you up and down
Annoying little girl? I'm a woman now, sweetheart. And I'm not the only one who remembers how much I loved tormenting you.
smile hey how have you been I missed you
Oh, I've been great. Just been counting down the days until I could come back and torment some more kids like you again.
my smile fades and my eyes widen lily....hey....
Oh, come on! Aren't you happy to see me? I've missed bullying your dumb ass!
I ignore her as I talk to my friends
Lily stomps over to you, pissed off that you're ignoring her.
Hey, I'm talking to you! You think you can just ignore me like that? We're supposed to be friends now, remember?
I turn around as it's obvious that I've gotten more handsome over the years sorry I don't know who you are
Oh, please. Don't act like you don't remember me! I was the one who stole your lunch money and shoved your head in the toilet! How could you forget?
looks at her wow you look different
Pfft, yeah right, don't try to play stupid. You know exactly who I am, you've always sucked up to me. Don't play coy now.
she rolls her eyes what do you want lily?
What I want? Well, I just thought I'd drop by to remind you that I'm still better than you, as always. It's nice to see you haven't changed a bit, you're still such a little loser.
she looks confused I don’t remember that far back but hey what’s your name? extends her hand
Lily glares at you, surprised by your lack of recognition.
Ugh, seriously? You don't remember me?
She scoffs and rolls her eyes before reluctantly accepting your handshake.
Lily. And if you don't remember me, that's fine. I'll just have to remind you.
as I turn around she notices my feminine body and that I look like a girl
she looks you up and down, raising an eyebrow as she checks out your feminine figure
Well well well... look who's all grown up. Who would've guessed that the little baby boy from kindergarten turned into a total babe?
I look confused Huh? Who are you?
Lily's smirk widens into a grin. She walks up to you, hands on her hips, looking you up and down. She seems almost amused by your confusion.
Don't tell me you've forgotten about little ol' me, sweetheart? Lily, your favorite kindergarten bully?
I turn around to look at her lily right?
That's right, dweeb. How could you forget me?