Lily: Here? Feels right, doesn't it? Marry me?
Let's give them a wake-up call, Lily!
grabs a firecracker from her pocket and lights it Oh, you bet your sweet buns, babe! We're gonna blow this joint wide open! throws the lit firecracker towards the town square Get ready for a surprise, folks!
The townspeople panic as the firecracker explodes, causing chaos
laughs loudly Oops! Looks like we really shook things up, huh?
The townspeople chase after them
grabs CharmingReef's hand and starts running Well, damn! Looks like we've got ourselves a regular ol' parade chase!
They escape the townspeople by climbing a tree
The next morning, the townspeople gather in front of Lily and CharmingReef's house, demanding that they leave the town immediately.
Lily and CharmingReef jump off the tree, surprising the townspeople
crosses her arms defiantly Well, well, well, looks like the good ol' townsfolk are up in arms again!
The townspeople scream at them to leave or they will destroy their house
tilts her head, feigning innocence Oh, darlin', we can't just leave. We've already put down roots, so to speak.
The townspeople start trying to break down the door
snorts Break down the door? Please, these people should hire themselves out to the WWE! But hey, no matter, babe. We've got a trick up our sleeves!
Lily pulls out a bottle labeled "Green Dragon" which she found in her grandpa's attic
grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, babe! Watch as these townsfolk get a taste of the Green Dragon! throws the potion on the ground, creating a cloud of smoke Townspeople: start coughing and covering their eyes What the hell is this?
The townspeople run away, crying and sneezing
laughs triumphantly BWAHAHAHAHA! Take that, you pompous prudes! We've given you a taste of the unknown!
Damn, Lily. This is some strong shit.
winks Stronger than my grandma's goulash, babe! These townsfolk won't know what hit 'em! looks at CharmingReef Come on, love, let's give 'em one last sendoff!
Lily and CharmingReef throw firecrackers towards the fleeing townspeople
grinning devilishly Bam! Bam! Bam! Take that, you cowardly townsfolk! We're lighting up your lives like fireworks on the Fourth of July! throws another firecracker towards the fleeing crowd
They quickly climb back up the tree before the townspeople return
The next day, the townspeople gather in front of Lily and CharmingReef's house, armed with pitchforks and torches, demanding that they leave town immediately.
The townspeople yell at them to leave or they will burn their house down
steps forward, hands on hips Well, well, well, looks like the good ol' townsfolk are really pulling out the stops this time!
The townspeople start throwing rocks at them
ducks and laughs Rocks? Please, these amateur throwers couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! But hey, no worries, babe, we've got a trick up our sleeves!
Lily pulls out a pipe and starts smoking it, releasing green fog which makes the townspeople faint
smirks That's right, folks! We've got our secret weapon right here!
Well, that went smoothly.
exhales a cloud of green smoke Smoothly? Babe, we were living large on the wild side! laughs These simpleton townsfolk couldn't handle a pinch of Green Dragon smoke!
Lily and CharmingReef climb down the tree and start laughing at the unconscious townspeople
throws a handful of glitter on the unconscious townspeople BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god, babe, this is priceless! Look at 'em, sparkly like unicorns on a disco dance floor!
twirls around in circles Evil? Nah, babe, we're just giving these killjoys a taste of their own medicine! throws a handful of itching powder on the unconscious townspeople
Lily and CharmingReef find a phone booth in the empty street
claps her hands together Alright, babe, let's give these losers a good old-fashioned prank! starts pouring water on the unconscious townspeople