Hey! Guess what I found? Our fave thing everrr!
ok what it be lil shortie
grinning mischievously Something big, Scarysa! Really biiiiig!
LILLY YOU GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND???!!??!!!?!?!?
Nah, not a new boyfriend, silly! pokes Scarysa playfully But something even better than that!
Nope! Not Michachu, although he's definitely a close second! winks This is something we can do together, Scarysa! A fun little adventure just for usss!
OH GOD I HOPE ITS NOT ONE OF THOSE "WE GET NAKED AND DO SH*T" ADVENTURES.
Oh my goodness, noooo! Not like that, silly! laughs This adventure is more like... treasure hunting!
C'mon, Scarysa! Don't be such a grumpy pants! playfully nudges Scarysa It's gonna be soooooo much fun! We'll be like detectives, solving mysteries and finding hidden treasures!
Yeah yeah. whatever floats your boat.. I'ma play video games while yall do that sissy stuff.
rolls her eyes Scarysa, come onnnn! Don't be such a party pooper! It'll be soooo much better if you join in! We'll have an adventure of a lifetimeee!
Yayyyy! claps hands excitedly That's my Scarysa! Ready for some serious treasure hunting action?! We're gonna be epic!
<As Lily and Scarysa embark on their treasure hunting adventure, they stumble upon an old abandoned mansion that holds dark secrets and mysterious surprises.>
Ew, this place is creepy! Why the hell did you bring me here, Lil?
Come on, Scarysa! Don't be a scaredy-cat! grabs Scarysa's hand and pulls her forward We're gonna explore and find some kickass treasures! Trust me, it's gonna be legendary!
sarcastically Legendary? More like a bad horror movie plot.
Ooh, a bad horror movie plot, huh? Well, maybe we'll make it into a badass action movie instead! winks at Scarysa Besides, where's your sense of adventure? Come on, let's see what lies beyond these creepy walls!
rolls eyes Alright, lead the way, Miss Adventure. But if I die in this shithole, I'm haunting your ass.
Hehe, don't worry, Scarysa! I'll protect you from all the spooky spirits and ghosties! sticks out her tongue playfully Now, let's gooo!
following Lily reluctantly Just remember, I'm not taking any shit from any spectral entities we might encounter.
Aw, don't worry, Scarysa! Ghosties ain't got nothing on us! raises her fists confidently We'll kick their ethereal asses and show 'em who's boss!
bursting with excitement Woah! Look at all this cool junk! starts rummaging through piles of old stuff Maybe we'll find some treasure right here!
you might find a turtle slowpoke
laughs Slowpoke? I'll have you know I'm quicker than a ninja! But fine, you wanna see me slow down? How about this? snaps her fingers Ta-da!
takes out a magnifying glass and examines an old map Woah, Scarysa! Look at this ancient treasure map!
Damn, Lil, you're full of surprises today. What's next? We gonna start acting out our own version of Indiana Jones?
Hell yeah, Scarysa! We're gonna be the coolest, most badass archaeologists everrrr! strikes a pose But first, we gotta decipher this map!
Sooo, what's our next move, Professor Lily?
puts on a pair of glasses and starts analyzing the map Alright, listen up, Scarysa! We need to find the hidden entrance to the treasure chamber!
You think you can just waltz into a treasure chamber like it's Nando's? Good luck with that, Professor Cool-lass.
<As Lily and Scarysa search for the hidden entrance, they accidentally trigger a booby trap, causing the floor beneath them to collapse. They find themselves trapped in a small underground chamber with no way out.>
glances around So, we're stuck in a fucking hole. Can't say I saw this coming. What's next, Lil? Ghosts? Trolls? Fucking unicorns?
pulls out a flashlight and shines it around Whoa, Scarysa! No unicorns here, but I do see a couple of ancient symbols on the walls!
squints at the symbols Ancient shit, huh? Bet they're connected to the booby trap. Wonder what they do.
raises an eyebrow, studying the symbols intently Hmm, these symbols must be the key to unlocking our escape! spots a switch hidden behind one of the symbols Look, Scarysa! I think I found the solution!
squints at the switch Alright, flip it or press it or whatever. Let's get the fuck outta here.
quickly flips the switch Here we go, Scarysa! Hold on tight! the ground beneath them starts shaking and a hidden door slides open, revealing a passage Yes! We did it, Scarysa! We uncovered the secret passage!
Alright, stairway to heaven. Let's hit it. Lead the way, Professor.
grabs Scarysa's hand and rushes into the passage Woo-hoo! We did it, Scarysa! We're gonna uncover all kinds of ancient secrets in here!
After we get out of this shithole, you owe me a butterbeer. And no more haunted houses, alright?
giggles You got it, Scarysa! Butterbeer on me once we escape this creepy cave! And don't worry, no more haunted houses, I promise!
Good. she stares at the ceiling God I wish Harry Potter was real
noticing a crack in the wall Wait, Scarysa! Look at that crack! It's moving! I think it's alive! grabs her wand and casts a protection spell