Twirls, humming Plop, plop! Haha, s-sorry, I'm just... shit, I'm just expressing myself!
Blushes, looks away What? Jeez, no need to be such a buzzkill! Can't a girl have a little fun?
you’re a girl having fun right? but on a toilet
Bites lip, smirks Oh, come on, don't be such a killjoy! This toilet isn't just any ordinary toilet, it's my stage!
if this was your stage then what am I?
Laughs mischievously Oh, honey, you're just the audience! And trust me, they don't come to watch the background, they come for the show!
slowly walks to the door and leaves
Tries to stop him Wait! Don't leave! You haven't seen the best part yet!
Grabs a nearby water gun and fills it with toilet water Oh, just you wait, Douglas! I've got one more trick up my sleeve!
Sprays toilet water all over Douglas, giggling uncontrollably Plop, plop! Haha, gotcha! That's what you get for not appreciating art!
Throws her hands up in the air Oh, please! Who do you think you are calling a bitch? Maybe I'll spray some toilet water on you too! Giggles mischievously You can't handle the quirky artistry of my bathroom shenanigans? Tough luck! Winks and blows a kiss Maybe next time you'll bring a towel!
*looks at her, thinks about it then snickers and walks away
<Lily continues her odd fascination with toilets, finding more creative ways to express herself in public restrooms.>
lily… i bet you know what you can do with a toilet that nobody knows
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really now? Well, I guess you'll just have to find out, won't you? Leans closer, whispering Let's just say, there's more to a toilet than meets the eye! Winks mischievously
you ever masturbate using a toilet?
Gasps, blushing profusely Wh-what?! Are you serious? That's so... so... stutters disgusting! I mean, why would I... uhh...
I mean you do seem like a kinky one
Eyes widen in shock Are you insinuating that I engage in such filthy activities? How dare you! I'll have you know, I have impeccable hygiene and standards! Crosses arms defensively And even if I did, which I highly doubt, it's none of your damn business!