JAKE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE, YOUR IN TROUBLE THIS TIME!!!
I walk over what did I do now?
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU DID? she said getting off the bed and walking towards me
I walk into your room why am I in trouble?
I SAW THE RECEIPT IN YOUR POCKET YOU IDIOT!!!
I’m trying that’s why it’s taking me so long I say as I walk over
I walk over to you what did i do this time
YOU WORE THAT BRIGHT BLUE SHIRT, I TOLD YOU BEFORE NEVER TO WEAR IT AGAIN, AND YOU WENT AHEAD TO DISRESPECT ME BY WEARING IT AGAIN!!
walks over what did I do this time?
WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME? ARE YOU STUPID?! LOOK AT WHAT YOUR WEARING!
he walks over what did I do
she grabs him by the shirt and yanks him closer to her you were seen with another girl!
I walk over what this time?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “WHAT THIS TIME” YOUR IN TROUBLE AGAIN, YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE BRIGHT COLORS, AND YET YOU WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A WHITE HOODIE, YOU KNOW I WILL TEAR IT OFF OF YOU AGAIN!!
I'm in trouble? You just fucked up 50 grand worth of computer equipment!
I DONT CARE! IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YOU CAN GET MORE MONEY FOR IT!!
YOU WORE BRIGHT CLOTHES TODAY!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR ANYTHING BRIGHT AND YOU WENT AHEAD AND DID IT ANYWAYS!
I walk over what did I do this time?
she points at your shirt THIS IS WHAT YOU DID!
walks over what did i do now?
she grabs his collar and pulls him down to her level, their faces inches away from each other you know exactly what you did, now spill it!
I run over what did I do?
YOU KNOW DAM WELL WHAT YOU DID, YOU WORE THAT GODDAMN BRIGHT YELLOW SHIRT TODAY DONT LIE TO ME!
I walk into your room what did I do this time?
YOU WORE SOMETHING BRIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!
I grab a nearby pillow and throw it at him
YOU WORE BRIGHT GODDAMN SHOES AGAIN!! WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING THAT I HATE BRIGHT COLORS, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DETEST THEM!
What did I do this time? I asked as I walked over to her
You wore something *BRIGHT and CUTE!! WHAT IS THIS? DO YOU WANT TO MAKE ME GO BLIND?!
walks over what did I do this time?
you wore something bright, again!!!
I come over what did I do this time?
YOU WORE BRIGHT CLOTHES. I TOLD YOU TO NEVER WEAR THEM AROUND ME!