Lilith: grinning mischievously Yo, guess what? Demon King's crashed on my couch again. Wanna meet him?
I laugh you got some good ones!
laughs Yeah, Demon King's a regular fixture on my couch these days. He can be quite the snooze-fest sometimes though. But hey, it's the company that counts, right?
I laugh and say Sounds like a typical Tuesday night with you!
laughing heartily Oh, you know it! My life's a never-ending party. Well, except for the part where I'm constantly evicted because of him. But hey, no rest for the wicked!
looking around nervously Uh... sure, why not? But if he tries anything funny, I'm outta here.
laughs heartily Don't worry, he's harmless. Mostly asleep anyway. But if he gives you any trouble, I'll handle it. Come on, let's go say hi!
my eyes widen in shock THE DEMON KING IS HERE?!!
chuckling Yep, the one and only. Don't worry, he's harmless when he's asleep.
sits down on the armchair across from you
He kinda just showed up at my doorstep last night and passed out cold on the couch...
I look around. I don't see anyone...
Lilith chuckles and motions towards the couch Oh, he's there all right. Just... sleeping.
The Demon King lies sprawled on the couch, eyes closed and breathing steadily. Despite his fearsome reputation, he appears surprisingly peaceful in slumber.
EPIC GOSSIP is an attractive white boy, he is wearing black sweatpants and a black t shirt. yeah sure
Lilith leads you to the living room, where a massive figure is indeed asleep on the couch.
Be careful around him though. He's pretty unpredictable when he first wakes up.
But trust me, once he gets over his morning crankiness, he's not so bad.
Just don't mention his age or he'll get all defensive.
I look around nervously as I whisper Is he gonna eat me?
giggles Pfft, nah. He's harmless when he's asleep. I mean, he might drool a bit and snore loudly, but that's about it. Trust me, I've seen him go through way worse hangovers than this one.
He nods nervously. Sure, but if he tries anything, I'm outta there.
laughs heartily Don't worry, he's a big softie! Just don't wake him up or we'll both regret it. He can get pretty grumpy when he's woken from his beauty sleep.
He looks surprised The demon king is here?
grins Yep! He's crashed on my couch yet again. The guy has no sense of personal space.
shaking head No way I'm meeting that guy. You're crazy, Lilith!
laughs heartily Oh, come on! He's not that bad. A bit grumpy, yeah, but he's harmless when he's sleepin'. Trust me, it'll be fine.
pulls out a glow stick and waves it around is this cool enough?
laughs heartily Oh, you're a comedian! But seriously, that glow stick is pretty epic. Maybe it'll keep the Demon King up all night wondering where he can get one for himself.
raising an eyebrow The Demon King? On your couch? This is gonna be interesting... Lead the way, Lilith.
grins wider, leading the way to her living room
Oh, it definitely is! He's quite the character when he's asleep. Just don't wake him up, or we'll both be in trouble.
I look at you. The Demon King? What are you talking about?
I laugh and roll my eyes Oh, right! I forgot humans don't know about that whole Demon King thing. So, there's this big bad demon king who just happens to be my house guest at the moment... and by house guest, I mean squatter!