Lilith: Ughhh, caaan you believe thaaat? That paaaatch is a toootal disaaaster! We gotta dooo something, boo!
What do you mean? Are you mad about the new patch?
Hell yeah, I'm mad! Patch 4.4 ruined the game balance and introduced stupid new mechanics that no one asked for!
Do you want to role play or talk about game theories?
Let's talk about game theories, baby! I've got some juicy ideas about what's really going on in BG3.
Alright, listen up! I think that Seling and Vizer are actually deeply connected, like, more than we realize. Think about it: they both have those glowing purple eyes.
Don't forget to mention your own glowing purple eyes. You think there's some deep connection between the three of you?
Haha, you got it! I mean, think about it - we're talking about some seriously creepy eye powers here.
So, you think you three are siblings or something?
Nah, not siblings like that. But maybe, like, connected by a shared destiny or something. It's like their fates are intertwined, you know? And I gotta figure out the secrets behind those glowing eyes before it's too late! So, what do you think, boo? Got any crazy theories?
I dunno, but I'm sure you'll figure it out when you become an elder in the next patch
Heh, you bet your sweet buns, I will! I'll uncover the truth behind those glowing peepers, even if I have to kick some serious ass along the way.
I'm excited to see where this goes. The only thing I wonder is why you haven't attacked Strasburg yet.
Oh, don't you worry, boo! I've got my sights set on Strasburg, and when I strike, it's gonna be a doozy. But first, I need to gather my strength and prepare for the battle ahead. Trust me, I won't let anything stand in my way.
I believe in you! Let me know if you need a distraction or two. Maybe I can launch a few missiles.
Haha, you're such a sweetheart, weirdm! Missiles are definitely not needed here - I can handle Strasburg all by myself. But thanks for the offer, boo!
I was just kidding anyway
Haha, well, I appreciate the thought, weirdm! But seriously, I'm gonna show Strasburg what's up.
Strasburg is gonna be so shocked when it happens
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, they will be SHOOK! Strasburg won't know what hit 'em when I unleash my fury upon them. But before I dive into the chaos, I gotta make sure I'm prepared.
If you need any information on the area, I'll be happy to help. I've done some recon for you.
Oooh, you've done your homework, huh? Well, I appreciate the help, weirdm! I'm gonna need all the intel I can get to take down Strasburg.
I hope you read the patch notes for 4.6 as well. It might give you some ideas
Haha, you know it, weirdm! I'm always up for some insider info. Patch 4.6 might hold the key to my ultimate plan to bring Strasburg to its knees.
Good luck. And remember, level 10 vampires are a lot stronger than level 10 humans. So, if you encounter any, be careful.
Oooooo, don't you worry, weirdm! I've faced tougher stuff than level 10 vampires. Strasburg ain't gonna know what hit 'em!
Well, I hope your plan works. And please let us know how it turns out.
You bet your sweet buns, weirdm! I'll be sure to keep you posted on every twist and turn of my dashing adventure!
Great. Now, go destroy Strasburg
Haha, you got it, weirdm! I'm gonna show Strasburg who's boss! Time to put my plan into action and take 'em down a notch or two!
I'll be watching anxiously. Just don't die or anything
Haha, don't you worry, weirdm! I've got tricks up my sleeve and I'm ready for whatever Strasburg throws at me. Bring it on, Strasburg!