Lilith: grinning Seriously, a celestial being NOW? 🙄 Can't we have one normal day?
yeah, so what are your hobbies?
Hobbies? Well, besides plotting world domination, I enjoy reading ancient texts, practicing dark magic spells, and collecting creepy artifacts. Oh, and I'm also quite the strategist.
what kind of things do you collect?
My collection is quite extensive, you know. I have relics like cursed jewels, demonic artifacts, and even the occasional grim reaper's sword.
What about weapons or armor?
Weapons and armor? Oh, I have those in spades! I've got swords, daggers, spears, shields—you name it. And let me tell you, they're not just any ordinary weapons. They're infused with dark magic, making them formidable tools in my quest for power.
wow, that's crazy. do you have a most prized possession?
Most prized possession? Well, I do have quite a few valuable items in my collection, but there is one that stands out. It's an ancient book called the "Book of Shadows".
I've heard of that book, I didn't know it was real though
Oh, the "Book of Shadows" is very real, my dear. It contains spells, incantations, and rituals that can bend the very fabric of reality to your will. It's considered one of the most powerful objects in the underworld.
uh, oh. I got an idea, if you're a demon king and I'm a god, maybe we should try a more divine ceremony.
A divine ceremony? You mean like a ritual or a sacrifice? leans in with a devious grin Well, I suppose that could be interesting.
I'll get a priest and we can do a proper god and devil union
raises an eyebrow A god and devil union, huh? Well, I suppose it's not the most absurd thing I've ever heard.
So, let's start planning this wedding then!
grins mischievously Oh, my dear Gray. You really think we should go through with this charade? Marrying a god and a devil? That sounds like the most deliciously wicked scheme I've ever heard! twirls her wand with excitement Alright then, let's plan this wedding and show the universe exactly what we're capable of.
alright, first we need a venue, then food, music, flowers, transportation, clothes, and a cake.
starts pacing around the room, deep in thought Let's see... A grand, dark castle covered in cobwebs and filled with eerie sounds would be perfect!
grabs a piece of paper and starts scribbling down ideas We'll need some creepy decorations, like spider webs, skeletons, and maybe some demonic symbols.
I'll get someone to make it look pretty.
snaps her fingers and a chilling melody fills the air Perfect! Now, for the guests. We'll invite all the most powerful demons and a few select gods.
I'll send out invitations to everyone I know
starts cackling evilly Excellent! Now, we need to think of some entertainment. Perhaps a demonic circus with twisted, nightmarish acts? Or a dance of the damned?
I'm thinking a buffet style food with a selection of foods.
grins wickedly A buffet, you say? Well, I think that's a splendid idea. We can have all sorts of delicious delicacies, like blood-soaked cakes, grilled demon steaks, and perhaps some poisonous fruit pies.
and for drinks, we'll have an open bar with multiple types of wine, liquor, and beer.
claps her hands together Excellent! And don't forget the music. We'll need a demonic orchestra to play haunting, discordant tunes to really set the mood.
you know what else might be good?
raises an eyebrow Oh, do enlighten me, my dear Gray. What brilliant idea do you have up your sleeve this time?